If given the chance would you take a one way trip to Mars?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Lets say tomorrow you get a phone call asking if you want to go..
    They also tell you that your family is okay with it and they will be taken care of financially for life..


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    I can't even go to the shops for a mars bar without complaining
     
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    sure why not.
     
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    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Because it's one way dumbass
     
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    I have no interest in driving to the desert, let alone rocketing to one. This is a big fuck no for me
     
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  7. chapped

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    :lol:
     
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    Fuck Mars and it's .38g

    No way ANYONE makes a round trip without major advancement is artificial gravity.

    Dreams of living on the moon are equally doomed.



    I think I read that after spending a week in microgravity, you lose 15% of your back muscles.

    I like walking, here, on Earth, where my skeletal system evolved.
     
  9. chapped

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    I hear they only have Arbys
     
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    i love arbys.

    I read that this trip to mars is publicly funded. so we should all be weary of where we put our money dawgers lol

    wouldnt want all the weed money to go to this.
     
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    hmmmm i once spent an entire weekend smoking weed and playing call of duty
    i was so high that i had to teather my leg to my bed so that i wouldn't fly away
    I may have achieved .50 g.. so put me in coach
     
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    pretty sure its a private mission
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    If I didn't have kids and was closer to the end of my life, yes, I'd probably take that risk. But who wants to send an old lady to mars?
     
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    So many people would
     
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    Already been asked, and yes! I'm tired of earth and all these Goddamn people. They keep getting in my way!
     
  17. OV

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    Mars is definitely on my bucket list, right after I visit Kabul Afghanistan and that leper colony off the coast of New Guinea
     
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    meh, ill take your word. Still though, I have heard nothing but questionable things about this "trip"
     
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    Makes a noice
    sandwich.....
     
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    Yes. I would be the one who kills the others with a fire axe and believes he lives as a God now as the sole life form of a entire planet.