Discussion in 'The Bar' started by thegreatertool, Apr 15, 2016.
i dont get it
Well..he's got to be real ..that's the only name she screams when she's with the other man..
Christianity; apparently (1) you deserve it, and (2) she will be punished in the afterlife
Jew: (1) you don't deserve her, and (2) being equivalent to cattle and little children she is innocent and it is the other guys' fault.
Paganism: (1) you are the latest incarnation of your soul and karma's a bitch, and (2) its her karma to be used like a rug by many men.
Hasidim (ie. ultra orthodox jew): (1) get back to work, and (2) what is your wife's phone number and when is she available?
Are you the guy that makes those weird videos?
It's not her fault, she had the devil inside her long before she started banging your friends.
It's because you're fat and you're stupid.
Because she is a slut.
What are you some kind of faggot? Throw her out.
Why the fuck bring an imaginary guy in the sky into the equation? Man the fuck up.
Who the fuck is left to blame for this shit?
Oh snap :micdrop:
Cuz God gave them better dicks.
It's because God needed a laugh the day you were created, so he gave you a little @shitty sized penis.
And this is what us men would do.
If another man enters her cooze trap, she is no longer my wife.
@thegreatertool, I think you may be exaggerating a bit. I'll bet your wife doesn't sleep with other men, she probably just fucks them and comes right home.
Some of you have been helpful and many of you have been mean
God is probably like, he's so lying. He's not even married. He's 15. Plus he can't even say God dammit so he just makes Japan shake for a while.
Because God is one of us, just a slob like one of us..
I said cot damn.
Are you that Dave guy?