if God is real then why does my wife sleep with other men

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  1. thegreatertool

    thegreatertool Member

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    i dont get it
     
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  2. Chrisboom

    Chrisboom Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Well..he's got to be real ..that's the only name she screams when she's with the other man..
    :coffee:
     
  3. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    Christianity; apparently (1) you deserve it, and (2) she will be punished in the afterlife
    Jew: (1) you don't deserve her, and (2) being equivalent to cattle and little children she is innocent and it is the other guys' fault.
    Paganism: (1) you are the latest incarnation of your soul and karma's a bitch, and (2) its her karma to be used like a rug by many men.
    Hasidim (ie. ultra orthodox jew): (1) get back to work, and (2) what is your wife's phone number and when is she available?
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    Are you the guy that makes those weird videos?
     
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    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    It's not her fault, she had the devil inside her long before she started banging your friends.
     
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  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Voted Dawg Shed Most Beautiful Poster 2010-Present VIP

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    It's because you're fat and you're stupid.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Because she is a slut.
    What are you some kind of faggot? Throw her out.
    Why the fuck bring an imaginary guy in the sky into the equation? Man the fuck up.
     
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    Chrisboom Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hi Sal!
    :cheer2:
     
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    Who the fuck is left to blame for this shit?
     
  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Oh snap :micdrop:
     
  12. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Cuz God gave them better dicks.
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    It's because God needed a laugh the day you were created, so he gave you a little @Shivvy sized penis.
     
  14. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    And this is what us men would do.

    If another man enters her cooze trap, she is no longer my wife.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    @thegreatertool, I think you may be exaggerating a bit. I'll bet your wife doesn't sleep with other men, she probably just fucks them and comes right home.
     
  16. thegreatertool

    thegreatertool Member

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    Some of you have been helpful and many of you have been mean
     
  17. Chalupa Batman

    Chalupa Batman Made 10 Trillion, Broked the Sports Book Guy. Gold

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    God is probably like, he's so lying. He's not even married. He's 15. Plus he can't even say God dammit so he just makes Japan shake for a while.
     
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    Because God is one of us, just a slob like one of us..
     
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  19. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    :jj:
    I said cot damn.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Are you that Dave guy?
     
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