if Hillary is elected, will she survive meeting with Vlad the Magnificent?

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  1. burunduk34

    burunduk34 Well-Known Member

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    As we all know, Vladimir Putin has a history of repeatedly bitchslapping Hillary Clinton (with the hacking of her emails being just the latest example)

    Of course, fucking with foreign leaders is nothing new to Vlad (see Putin sicking his dog on Merkel, for example http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/12/europe/putin-merkel-scared-dog/ )

    Knowing what we know about Hillary, what if the two were to meet in Kremlin one day, and, say, the air-conditioning there would suffer a mysterious malfunction, with the temperatures soaring into the lower 80s (which, as we know, would lead to Hillary collapsing in under an hour).

    Sure, you might say, Putin is a gentleman who would never do such a thing to a woman.....But what if? What if?
     
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    That bun is 10x too big.
     
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    It's rumored that Putin's now-deceased Black Lab, Koni, was named after former National Security Advisor and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
     
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    Trump folded when he met the Mexican president, you really think he'll fare any better with Putin?
     
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    They do breakfast too!


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    That was a few years ago. Since then, Putin, allegedly, got a new labrador bitch, Barry.
     
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    I'd need a feather and a bucket after that.
     
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    The Russians didn't realize that by "reset" Clinton meant a reset to pre-1985 US/Russian relations
     
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    looks like Elevation Burger.

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    Jesus, the fucking food pictutes get so god damn old.
     
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    Hey wait a minute

    I don't see breakfast on the menu!
     
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    Just block him and move on