WTF If Howard and Beef had a child....

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  1. lilbuddy67

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    Not saying that it's even possible.....BUT, if they did, here is the morphed result. No matter what , the child would grow into a Kaitlyn Jenner-esque, not quite a man and not quite a woman adult.
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    The bottom half would be Centar Horse
     
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    Those are some old eggs. Kid might have a touch of conqueror.
     
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    "Clumpy Stern? He's around."
     
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    The kid would be raised by nannies. Howard would go back to hiding in his basement. Beth would just use the kid as a photo prop.
    That would be Beth's cash cow when they spit up. Think how much Gunky would have to pay in child support.
     
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    Something like the dirty secret daughter in Pet Sematary.

    But not that smart
     
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    Kinda looks like Mary Matalin. Witness:

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