Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rum Balls, Nov 12, 2015.
He can finally marry Ralph. (legal in NY)
Silver lining in everything.
How much would Ralph's closet cost for all his action figures?
Ralph would be the happiest girl in NY.
Beef and Katie lee will rule the hamptons.
Seriously, though, who would be Howard's next wife or live-in taffy puller?
I'd place a bet on his Jamaican nurse.
If Beth has a good buy out after 10 years, she'll take it. But I doubt if there is much for her in her contract. She will have to live with the queen if she wants to live like a queen.
But at least that would be money well spent!
I don't think Ralph and the Gunk are lovers, I think Ralph is Howard's Portrait of Dorian Gray; a grotesque reflection of Stern's true self.
Ralph is too smart and career minded to be Stern's wife.