If Howard and Beth divorce

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rum Balls, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. Rum Balls

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    He can finally marry Ralph. (legal in NY)

    Silver lining in everything.
     
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    How much would Ralph's closet cost for all his action figures?
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Ralph would be the happiest girl in NY.
     
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    Beef and Katie lee will rule the hamptons.
     
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    Seriously, though, who would be Howard's next wife or live-in taffy puller?

    I'd place a bet on his Jamaican nurse.
     
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    Huh?
     
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    Heartwarming
     
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    If Beth has a good buy out after 10 years, she'll take it. But I doubt if there is much for her in her contract. She will have to live with the queen if she wants to live like a queen.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    But at least that would be money well spent! :haha:
     
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    Marci Turk
     
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    I don't think Ralph and the Gunk are lovers, I think Ralph is Howard's Portrait of Dorian Gray; a grotesque reflection of Stern's true self.
     
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    Ralph is too smart and career minded to be Stern's wife.
     
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