If Howard and Beth starred in their own reality show...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Gena, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. Gena

    Gena Member

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    I could see the trailer going something like this..... [ imagine some deep announcer type voice ]

    Take one extremely greedy, self absorbed old jewish man with a tiny prick and endless neuroses and a bad wig. Give him an airhead blonde trophy wife who can barely walk and chew gum at the same time, who feels its her mission in life to save all the animoes and who shows us every day how she does not want fame by crowbaring her way onto any tv morning show or half ass tv show on a station no one watches and whos dumb enough to book her...

    And youve got..

    Sternville!

    Move over Gene Simmons, who cares about your family jewels. The whobournes? There all yesterdays news! Sternville is the fun, exciting, star studded place to be.

    Watch as beth tries in vain to control her ever flapping hands, watch as howard laments the small dick size and threatens to sue god over it. Watch as he sits home sadly watching gay tv shows no one cares about while his trophy is out posing in tacky outfits and blowing other men.

    Co starring Robin 34 Quivers as the woman secretly in love with Howard and who nods in agreement to his every word like the mindless bobblehead she is.
    Gary Baba Booey Delabate, howards personal whipping boy and damage control go to guy and Sal the stockbroker Governale, Howards love struck male stalker who envisions a blissful life with mr Stern once he gets rid of Beth. These are just a few of the top names you will see in Sternville. COMING SOON!! [ Watch or Howard will sue ]

    ............................

    You guys can probably do a lot better so have fun making your own trailers if you like lol. Its just something that just popped into my head.
     
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    It would be titled "Dumb and Dumber"
     
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    is this an old bit from another board? the references seem dated.
     
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    Sometimes stuff gets recycled but that is ok. Easier than finding the original and bumping up.
     
  6. Gena

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    No, i thought of those cause they are both about celeb couples. I saw a few episodes of the ozbournes back years ago and remember laughing a lot cause of all the cussing lol. I thought of it a little while ago but i dont doubt other folks have done similar posts.
     
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    i would tivo the shit out of it
     
  8. terrell

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    good enough for me. reps.
     
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    Co-starring their lovable, pampered pets: Bianca, Apple, Walter, and tiny 'lil Leon Bear! The outrageous fun never stops in the Stern household!

    [​IMG]

    Beth cuddles a recently dead cat in episode 1.
     
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    The scary thing is, I predict Howard really will have his own reality show with Beth. You heard it here first folks.
     
  11. Dlist

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    I think he is too anal to do this, but I would love to see it.
     
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    Milton-Bradley is making a Chimneyville boxed puzzle.

    For ages 12 and up..........
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    For ages Beth and down......
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    +reps!
     
  14. terrell

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    agreed.