If Howard announced on air that all his fans are invited to hamptons manor would u go

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    ? He would Get us all carsons ribs and we could wash it down with cheetah power surge.... Would u behave or would u go crazy?
     
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    CAPTAIN KIRK New Member

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    I would sneak into the kitchen just to piss in his Cheerios
     
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    bobartbooey Well-Known Member VIP

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    What's on the menu... only pescatarean or can I get some filet... or worse only a portion of almonds :c
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    The drink's the deal breaker :derp:
     
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    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    In all honesty, I still like the show and Howard to some extent, but he's not a guy I'd want to be around in person.
     
  6. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'd go and upper deck every crapper in chimney manor,call Howie a whimpering pussy then leave via his front lawn.
    As far as hanging out with Wiggy and the Vapid One forget it.
     
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    Yeahhhhhhhh, bowling!!!!!!
     
  8. CowboyX

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    I can't thinkof anything more boring...other than listening to the show
     
  9. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    i want to fuck jared!!! oh is my MIC ON?
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I'd be curious to see just how tacky the place is. It must be full of chandeliers, portholes, and pillows. I don't give a shit about meeting Howard or Beth.
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'd go to chip my name into the ancient mantle. Then I would replace Howard's Ambien with tic tacs and crack the condom safe to pierce each with a hatpin from Beth's two-story treehou...ugh..Momcave. On the way out I would stomp on those common grackles that are like bird roaches.
     
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    This is one of the greatest questions ever. :nooo: First off, I would go to the Plastic Castle de Chimney for the ribs. Second, I'd try talking to Howard and listening to his bullshit. Third, I'd become enamored with his lifestyle get drunk and tell him that he shouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing that he's the paramount sellout of all time. Fourth I'd go on ripping him another asshole, pushing Beth Ho to the side when she tried to step in and stop the slaughter. I'd tell him no amount of therapy will ever change who he really is inside. That really being a fake, phony, self centered asshole who will never find real acceptance or love. That he will go to any extent to find superficial happiness, and that's all he is capable of having. I'd then tear off the wig and take a shit on the grill. All of this while Ronnie the Limo Driver is clinging to my leg like a five year old. :salute:
     
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    Pukyak Lover New Member Banned User

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    If Howard invited the little people to his castle I'd suspect a Machiavellian plot of epic proportions. A pox upon his house. To serve man -- it's a cookbook!!!!!
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So, what would you do on your second visit?
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You'd wake up naked and butt-hurt in a filthy salvadoran bathtub missing a kidney and half a lung.
     
  16. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    if i'm there, you might want to stay out of the pool, just sayin' :c
     
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    KINGjoe New Member

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    I wouldn't go if I lived next door.....I would go as far to say i will call the pigs on him if I heard a peep....but it would be super to leave an "upper-decker" in his fancy toilet tank....
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    it would be great if it sprayed your shit all over Wiggy's balls when it was washing his ass :)
     
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    I just laughed so hard it scared the dog!! :lmao:
     
  20. HowardsPrenup

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    I'd probably be uninvited at that point. If I found a way in I'd pull off the wig and shit on the grill. I'd then take my grilled masterpiece upstairs and leave it in the back of the toilet. The first ever grilled upper-decker. :munch: