If Howard consulted you to improve his show and image, what would you advise...

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  1. openmike11

    openmike11 New Member

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    If Howard consulted you to improve his show and image, what would you advise? Me?

    1) fill the Artie chair with a NEW paid employee. Someone with name recognition. Radio shows really need a quality 3rd person to entertain.
    2) Gotta work at least 4 days a week.
    3) Must shorten the interviews from 1 hour to 30 minutes for return guests and 45 minutes with new guests. Interviews have gotten totally ponderous lately.
    4) shorten Robins news to about 30 mins a show. The news segment has gotten really stale.

    These 4 things and Howard might get back on track with his fans...
     
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    [video=youtube;grbSQ6O6kbs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs[/video]
     
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    Retire !!! Now !!!
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Paid motherfucker. Not payed. God damnit.
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    More scarves and a larger mic.
     
  6. Butcher

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    It's over Johnny. OVER :crazy:
     
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    Bring Jackie back
    Make Billy understand you were an asshole and you are sorry.
    Stop thinking about celebs and get your head back in the real world.
    How much money is enough? Why do you need more and more and more when you could live 5 lifetimes on your interest alone?
     
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    A divorce would definitely improve show dynamics.
     
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    I'd tell him to back up ten yards and punt. But what do I know? I hate football too... :derp:
     
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    But it wasn't underlined by spell check.. :giggle:
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    :wtf:
     
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    Stop trying to be part of the Hollywood in-crowd so Beth can be famous.
    Admit Beth poops after a nice grazing.
    Bring Jackie back to write jokes and Taser the crap out of Schuli.
    Fire the news team.
    Spend that money on a little travel for some live shows.
     
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    That's a good one, And when he does, get some interesting guests that haven't been on before as well produce some new bits. Remember Hollywierd Squares?
     
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    Tell him to find a Delorian with a Flux Capacitor, to start with.....
     
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    :slapping:
     
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    I think he might have reached the point of no return, his radio career is winding down and he should really think about retiring. As a thank you to the people who made him what he is, it would be nice to have a week long reunion with some of the old staff, Artie, Jackie and Billy all being there would be great, even getting KC in would be fun.

    We all know that's not going to happen though, once he dumps people he does his best to try and not acknowledge their existence.
     
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    A hose from the exhaust pipe of his limo through a partially opened window with his driver behind the wheel revving the engine
     
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    Find a way for Blobin to meet with an "unfortunate accident." :emperor:
     
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    Put Sal in the Jackie/Artie chair

    take actual real callers, and take alot of them, the more confrontational the better.

    Quit AGT because the constant agt talk on the show is horrible

    then i might start listening again
     
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    howard isn't interested in bringing someone new into the mix...that's why we're stuck with shuli. but it would be nice to have some kind of rotation....sal, richard, and maybe a known comedian to sit in once or twice a week.

    other than completely starting over, the prognosis of the patient is dismal...nothing will help.