If Howard died tomorrow, which staffer's tell all would you want?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    I'm having trouble deciding. You want somebody insightful with the real lay of the land who is smart enough to detail it for us, but they can't be loyal lapdogs afraid to share the shit.

    A resentful Gary would be good, but I think howard long ago broke/stole his soul.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Ronnie's could be great, as could Ralph's.
     
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    Gary
     
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    Ralph or Gary would be the best to write a tell all.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Finally a lurker that now has to post comes correct

    Well done milky
     
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    Beth.
     
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    sal & richard would tell a truer story. :dontknow:
     
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    If I thought that ANY real truth would come out of it, good or bad, I'd like to read Fred's.

    But I think he drank the Koolade long ago, and despite only being there for a check, is too beaten down to be honest.
     
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    You're right. I thought Fred would be the best too because he's known him the longest but he is one who would never turn his back on Howard.
     
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    Gotta go Fred, there since the start and is well aware of all of the revisionist history
     
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    fred because he might have some morals, but i think scott salems would be the best...hes probably pissed off
     
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    Jason, hands down because:

    Fred is too loyal
    Gary's too boring
    Robin wouldn't stop writing about herself
    Ronnie and Sal are doorknobs
    JD doesn't speak English
    Will would bullshit
    I hate Ralph
    Richard wouldn't dish
     
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    robin or fred definitely know the most, but unfortunately are also are the most loyal. if you could get them drunk and have them really open up I bet they'd have some crazy stories.
     
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    Yeah, but how much does Fred know about Howard's non-radio life? Has he even been up to Howard's manhattan apartment?

    Assuming you get full truth, I think Ralph would produce the best tell all book. Just the story of Ralph buying condoms for Howard would be worth the purchase price. Plus, Ralph was around for the in between period after allison and would know the best stories about Beth and her origins.

    Nobody else from the show has that type of access to Howard's personal life.

    Wig wearing. Cheating. Sex life. Weird personal habits. Howard's true thoughts on family/staff. Money. Houses. Ralph knows more than anyone.
     
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    Fred and Ralph collaboration. Between those two, you'd get it all.
     
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    Riley Martin. :coffee:
     
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    I changed my mind..its ralph
     
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    if it was honest. no lies = ronnie
     
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    I wonder what secrets that hateful freak High Pitch Mike is waiting to tell. He seems on the edge of breaking at any moment.
     
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    OJ mask. He's seen a lot.. And was raped by Ron Jeremy. I can already see the lifetime movie. Starring Tom Sizemore as crazy Cabbie. And Ron Jeremy as himself.