If Howard jacked it last night in bed, where was Beth?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I mean I can't jack it willy billy in bed I have a wife. Where the fuck was his wife? And for what he's paid her shouldn't she be on top of that dick 24/7?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    THEY....DON'T....LIVE....TOGETHER.
     
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    Not to mention he has absolutely no interest in her sexually, nor her him. :coffee:
     
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    Howard's a sucker.
     
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    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Doesn't he realize he gives himself away with these jacking off stories?
     
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    she was out 'filming' a different kind of puppy bowl

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    Beth just has to stay in the Hamptons to look after the cats and Nacho.
     
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    you are just jealous of their love
     
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    Petsmart :dontknow:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    you are way too nice dude
     
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    Who does Howard figure he's entertaining with his 'jacking' stories? Obviously Beth doesn't give a fuck, I'm pretty sure his daughters are disgusted (or just used to Daddy's pitiful sex life) and Alison, if she even hears about it, probably laughs at him as she snuggles in bed with her husband IN THE SAME HOUSE.
     
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    He claimed they had sex on Mondays show :grad:
    I call bullshit.
     
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    Beth was "out east".
     
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    Not to mention his (mostly male) employees, who have to endure their boss telling them over and over again that he beat off the night before. And if you're a favorite employee, the boss will obsess over your masturbation, and reference it daily.
     
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    He said it was his nightly routine.
     
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    Imagine that in a normal workplace :haha:
     
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    "Out east"
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    That would be a question for the Howard Stern in an alternate reality that asks women if they have a nice vagina. The one we know likes nice, thick, "girthy" cock and thinks about it morning noon and night.

    Put another way, this shithead is about as "straight" as Tim Cook.
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    When he works he's in Manhattan a minimum of three days a week but I'd guess he stays Wednesday and Thursday night as well, much of the time. He has to fit in his shrink time and his "sessions" with Pat Minochia. So at most they are under the same roof 2-3 nights a week and she isn't curtailing her weekend party schedule just because that old queen is there.
     
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    another question could be where was ralphie cakes
     
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