If Howard or Beth were killed in a car crash tomorrow...

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  1. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    How would you take the news?

    If the victim were Beth: Delight? Glee? Head-shaking sadness? Happy anticipation to hear the next Stern live broadcast?

    If the victim were Howard: Delight? Glee? Sadness over what he became and that the old Howard was never to come back? Relief that the nightmare was over and wondering how soon Beth would 'get over him'?
     
  2. BearShit

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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    reps
     
  4. Chimney Portions

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    Honestly, I hate to see anybody die. Howard and Beth are despicable, but they have never hurt anybody (physically at least). So I wouldn't be happy, per se....wait no, it'd mean that Shuli would be unemployed. So yes, it would make me happy.
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

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    In all honesty, I don't think I'd be happy, but I wouldn't be sad either. I just don't care either way. Howard is kinda dead to me in a way (and has been for a while) so I'm not sure it would make a difference to me.
     
  6. harlock

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    Couldn't we just have a little disfigurement? Little loss of motor function? :jj:
     
  7. LessMoonbeams

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    ...Anything else Robin? :hhh:
     
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    WOW....

    Stern has thanked the seal but I don't want him or Beth hurt.

    I want to laugh -- so I want her pregnant or to leave him....


    bzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  9. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i would be sad if HS died.
    i would be irritated if beth died because then everyone would say what an angel she was and how much talent she had and a bunch of bullshit like that.
     
  10. Dainty Jainty

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    My favorite response so far, lol! But of course, it'd be fun and funny if Beth did get pregnant and/or leave him. That would be glorious!
     
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    Yup. No one would have the chance to call her out on her shit. That'd be pretty annoying.
     
  13. chuk

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    Howard's autopsy would be interesting. I think it would read a lot like Michael Jackson's.
     
  14. Undead

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    I'm already sad.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...cant they just die together in the same car? seems more fitting.
     
  16. tHISisKiSSeL

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    plus i want BO to live long enough to hit the joan rivers wall. it should take about 5 more years.
     
  17. harlock

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    A wonky eyed little Wiglet trashin' her momcave. It really couldn't get much better. Shittin' on her white carpet. Droolin' on Wiggy's scarves.
     
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    they should both live long enough to hate each other the way they desirve to.
     
  19. LessMoonbeams

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    Did he go back to kill the seal
    or most likely he didn't go back at all ...
    probably didn't even see a fucken seal
    in the 1st place ..lyin cunt :mad:
     
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    I'd feel about him like he'd feel if one of his fans died