If Howard passed (God forbid!) would you mourn him?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    If Howard passed ( God forbid! ) would you mourn him in anyway? I would not! To be honest this asshole dropping dead would make my day. Heard him complain about Artie the other day and that did it for me. It was obvious he never heard what Artie or John said. All remaining, not that there was really much left sympathy went out the door. I won't mourn.
     
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    I'd laugh that he ate nothing good, did nothing fun and hoarded all his cash and still cashed it in early.
     
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    I would only mourn the opportunity to see his career continue to spiral into nothingness. Watching him become an indisputable nobody, has been, twice divorced, bitter and lonely old man will be greatly more satisfying than seeing him die an untimely death :D
     
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    Would be funny if they dug him up and it was a skeleton with a wig

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    sure.... I'd fall into a complete tailspin

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  8. dawg

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    No, I dont know him personally.
     
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    The show has been dead for a long time, it wouldn't make much difference to me if he died too.
     
  10. bootyclause

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    I think Beth AD would be totally fascinating.


    Turns out he is a really rotten person according to everything that has come out in the last 10 years or so. He actually might be THAT bad of a guy that the world will be better after he is gone. Can't really feel remorse for a guy like that.
     
  11. beetlejosh

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    I'd pour out some hot mint water for him.
     
  12. Humongous

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    I feel like Howard died years ago. The guy whose books I bought, TV shows I watched, and who made me late to work because I didn't want to leave my car until he went to commercial is long gone. There's no more mourning to be done.
     
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    I would steal his half empty Starbukkss coffee cup and share a few sips with my friends from Dawgs and sprinkle the rest over my kids heads.
     
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    Oh what the heck, i guess i could have a bowl of beautiful soup in his honer and maybe a portion of almonds.
     
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    THIS

    The health nut that preaches to everyone dying early is perversely satisfying to me.


    I would like for Artie and Jackie to outlive him.
     
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    He's a revolting example of a human. Not a fuck would be given.
     
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    Exactly. Maybe I'd mourn for the days I almost drove off the road from crying with laughter. Those were great times but man, Howard has shit all over his legacy so bad that there's no going back. Fuck him and all his pretentious, greedy, disingenuous, preening fucking ways. He's a cunt's cunt.
     
  19. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Already dead, already mourned.
     
  20. Kool

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    He wouldn't give two shits if you died so you do the same....that goes for all strangers