If Howard quit dying his hair....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by shockingmary, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. shockingmary

    shockingmary New Member Banned User

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    I don't think he has that much natural hair to begin with . . .
     
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    ofcourse you dont
     
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    You think Howard's hair is real? :hat:
     
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    "Natural look ":c
     
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    I started this thread 2 years ago on sfn :facepalm:
     
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    You'd never know, the jet black wig would cover it :dontknow:
     
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    If Howard quit dying his wig, ink stocks would go into a death spiral.
     
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    "I resent the drying remark. It's a known fact that near all 58 yo Jews have a full head of thick, black hair"
     
  11. Goo For You

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    If this were even remotely the case, he could have (and IMO would have) gone for the charmingly aging version of his old radio persona route, instead of the panicking old guy trying to do every goddamn thing in his power to cling on to his "youth" (divorce, wig, horse, etc.) route.
     
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    sfn?
     
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    Yes...real imported Asian hair. :giggle:
     
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    i think he is telling the truth when he says he doesn't dye his hair just because he has mentioned it so many times. we all know most of it is a wig or weave but what he does have left probably is still dark.
     
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    Howard is bald, wears a wigs, has fake teeth, a fucked up nose and looks nothing like that .... but maybe Howard does look like that on the planet of lonely cat hording women

    :giggle:
     
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    Wiggy will die a lonely cat hoarding woman.
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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