If Howard realized how fortunate he was...would it make him happier?

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Nahhhhhh.

    He never has to worry about his car breaking down and not having money to fix it, or being stranded somewhere.

    He never has to worry about where to live, or how he is going to pay his mortgage or rent.

    He never has to worry about not having money to take care of his parent if they ever need 24/7 health care or need to be put in a nursing home.

    He has a lot to be grateful for.
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He can't conceive that he is fortunate, because in his eyes someone like Leon Black, job killing billionaire, has a bigger house and more money and Howard thinks he deserves it all.
     
  3. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

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    No - he is emotionally incapable of being truly happy. Paging Ray Stern....

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  4. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    He is only happy when he is miserable . He loves it and loves complaining. He likes being a little bitch .
     
  5. Captain

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    He tied his tail to a platinum shovel bearing shiksa and now she is dragging him around the U.S. like the little toy wagon that he is.

    Ga-zillions of dollars and 0.00 class.

    Went from being a successful "outsider" to the ultimate Star Search, my-career-is-in-the-tank "insider" sipping Diet Coke from giant product placement mugs and doing wacky "Morning Zoo" style photo ops with a bunch of TV has-beens.

    Gaudy-ass house full of gaudy-ass shit and a menagerie of cats to piss, shit and stink up the joint.

    What did I miss? Oh, stupid hobbies done with half-hearted effort. Seriously, Howard is a Long Island haus frau: all about the money, parties and the vapidity of the moment.

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  6. reno

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    For people like him, there is never enough. On the show awhile back Russell Brand Said he wants to give his money away or something. Howard was freaked out by this type of thinking.
    I don't think Howard gives much of his fortune away. If he did,he would talk about how great of a guy he is. I know he has a small scholarship at his college. that's the only thing I think he ever talked about. Marbles mean too much to him.
     
  7. RONNIE THE CLAW

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    When he was on k-rock he was miserable but used his rage and anger to make some of the greatest radio ever. Money has ruined him. The show is awful and he does not want to create anymore.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Would it make him happier? Only if every one else around him is miserable.
     
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    I think he found that money doesn't buy happiness. When he was poor, he was a miserable prick, some things never change.
     
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    His biggest mistake getting divorced. Money dont by everything.
     
  11. DogStar69

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    There is a sickness of greed when you get to his level and only want more. After a while it's just a numbers game, same with the Koch brothers, they want to destroy America by wanting to end Social Security and Medicare and want to pollute the country and pay millions to buy politicians to just make more money that they will never spend.

    Howard doesn't give to charity, he has other's give and claim that he is helping, same as the Imus Ranch.

    Howard is a spoiled greedy child who does not know how to give. He could spend a days pay and give amazing gifts to his employees for Christmas, but he would rather be remembered as a tight wad.
     
  12. GoshGeeGolly

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    Stern's got back problems again.
     
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    All the money, limos and chimneys can't hide the fact that when he looks into a mirror, this is what is looking back.

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    Right. The Koch brothers. THEY'RE the problem.
     
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    all that money and that bald head of his haunts him
     
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    This. It's not about what Howard has, it's about what he DOESN'T have. And therefore, he will never, ever be happy.
     
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    Ralph's cock is causing Howard's back pain
     
  18. Quite Frankly

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    You have said it all.