if howard truly loves beth, he would set her free...

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  1. skylarbrie

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    she would be free to engage in a (sexually fulfilling) relationship with a man who doesn't suffer from the gender bending syndrome that is known as Marfans, a syndrome that makes her union with Howard fruitless ( without artificial insemination)...
     
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    She doesn't seem like a person who enjoys sex, though. It seems more like a way to make ends meet for her. And by making ends meet, I mean acquiring overpriced bags and outfits.
     
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    couple of shut ins they seem perfect for ea other
     
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    Yes, it's a marriage made of shared delusions. :wub:
     
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    If Howard loved us he would set Beth on Fire.
     
  8. Jayla

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    I personally think Beef is asexual, but I agree with you that Wiggy doesn't now, nor has he ever loved her.
     
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    Correction: one shut-in, one gauche social climber.
     
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    This too, although I think many aspects of their "marriage" are not ideal - like the crushing loneliness - they are both getting more or less what they want out of it. Wiggy gets to keep up the illusion that he's straight ( I'm finally coming around to believing he's gay ) , is a big Alpha male who can get prime model tail like Beef ( insert guffaw here ) and has (in his deluded mind ) an acceptable, "Hollywood" half to complete his long-desired power couple project in Beef. Beef gets, well, bags and nice places to live.
     
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    Yup, and he gets to live out his father-daughter fantasies.

    BTW, Skylarbie, I still can't find information that relates Marfan to any sort of "gender-bending." I'd appreciate your guidance.
     
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    :umm:make up your mind...until recently you claimed that howard was born a hermaphrodite,
    now you're saying he has marfan's? which is it??????:dontknow:
     
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    one of the characteristics of marfans is the micro size of genitals...
     
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    Beth is there for the $$$$$ I guarantee that she would love to have her vagina ravaged by a well hung young stud. Today Howie said "Beth goes to bed at 9 on Saturday nights" that woman has to be a mental wreck deep down inside, life has to be hell for her dealing with that self centered asswipe.
     
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    I've posted a photo, and accompanying documents on another thread...I've also found it difficult to retrieve that factoid, I'll try again
     
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    I loved when he said 2 day b leave it or not me and BEFFFFFF r in bed by 9 oclock on sat. nites. You no she giving him knock out drugs. This poor fuck dont even no hes bing druged.
     
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    howard's and ralph's primary residence is in Manhattan , beth's primary residence is in the Hamptons...need i say more
     
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    Well, right there is cause for skepticism. Wiggy and Beef have made it pretty clear by various slips that they don't live together. Also, Beef goes to every frickin' low-rent party and opening within a 50 mile radius. Those events don't end at 9:00. At this point, Wiggy probably has little idea of how Beef spends her days and nights. Wiggy is, um, LYING.
     
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    Yeah, whenever he prefaces something with " Believe it or not..." he's lying. That's one of his tells. He's responding to what he's knows is out there - they don't live together and have a sham marriage. Oh and that Beef is a hosebeast, attention whore, aging party hag who never ever stays home with her husband.
     
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    This.