if Howard went to a SEAFOOD ONLY wedding............

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  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    if Howard attended a celebrity wedding that ONLY offered seafood dishes because the bride and groom wanted all their guests to experience what they ate, or say if it were Gary's or JD's wedding. Wouldnt he scream for hours that you cant be that selfish and its a party so you HAVE to have all different kinds of foods for your guests to enjoy themselves??? After Howchie's wedding, I remember him saying that they ONLY offered fish and seafood at his wedding. I couldnt beleive that the guys on the show let him get away with that!
     
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    He'd be a pain in the ass and ask for a palm sized portion of steamed salmon, and steamed vegetables, and 16 almonds for desert. Sounds like a perfect wedding for Howard.
     
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    The guys on the show have to kiss his ass. It is so disgusting how selfish Howard is. I'm sure he does not even eat at his stupid Christmas party excepty maybe a piece of beautiful shrimp. He should have tons of food his staff likes. The party is for them.. Instead they all have to go to Burger King before and after the party. He is a creep.
     
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    Every menu should only offer a beautiful soup and a portion of almonds. Anyone who eats any other way must not have anything going on in their life...:coffee:
     
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    I went to a wedding last year
    had fish or chicken--and the chicken had some fucking nasty ginger tasting sauce on it
    I went to wendys
     
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    Didnt pluggy serve scrambled eggs at his wedding? :lmao:
     
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    Yup, with truffles...
     
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    with white truffles that prob cost $500 an ounce. :grad:


    only the finest for Chevy and their close friends :c
     
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    Pluggy is a "every man", a man of the people...:lmao:
     
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    who goes to a wedding to eat,am i right robin?
     
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    A typical plate of food looks like this at Le Cirque, where the wedding happened, can u imagine the manatees that work for him being satisfied with this?
    image.jpg
     
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    They went to burger King, what an insult. All that fancy nouveau rich faggot food, and the staff would still rather eat at a shithole like Burger King. It's one step above eating out of a dumpster. It would always make me laugh when Sal or someone would beg to be invited to these parties or his wedding. It sounds like an exhausting bore.
     
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    Scrambled eggs and truffles that cost a car payment an ounce served at a wedding. And the below pictured crap?
    And Im the one with nothing going on because I'll destroy a Ribeye? Who exactly is the kook? :lmao:

     
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    a pescatarian wedding is very evolved :grad:
     
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    "Robin, I wasn't able to attend the wake for Jason's father because Beth had way too many TV appearances to promote Kitten Bowl. Instead, I sent over a beautiful plate of scrambled eggs with truffles. I still haven't received a note from Jason to thank me. Can you believe some people, Robin? Robin?"
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ so true
     
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    The Beautiful Beth is here to be worshipped; but all you white-trash fucks can think about is your booze and your burgers.

    Eat up, you lazy, free-loading pigs.

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    He would insist on getting a full portion of one-eyed trouser trout.
     
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