Stern Show If Howard won an award, who would he thank?

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  1. Robert Higgins

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    After the obligatory "Jesus On The Cross" pose, who would the Wig Man thank if he won an award.

    Beefus, she's such an angel and has found #herpurpose
    Ralph.
    Don Buchwald.
    Toni the Hairdresser?
    Marci Turk?

    Would he try to kiss the presenter?

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    Marci Turk
     
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    "I think you've said it all."
     
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    He would bitch about it being about time they recognized his brilliance, and ask that they rename the award in his honor.


    He would also complain about how late in the day they conducted the show.
     
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    Dr. Sarno
     
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    Just himself. Then he'd try to kiss the presenter, provided that it's a man
     
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    Ralph
     
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    Guaranteed: Buchenwald, Beefus.

    Possible: Parents, Robin.

    Outside chance: Turk, Sarno, shrink.
     
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    Mostly Turk. Then he'd throw in a little Beth, jimmy kimmel, Buchwald and robin (if he's feeling nostalgic). In that order. He would definitely leave out Fred and fa-fa.
     
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    What award would Howard win? He's not on tv anymore. I guess maybe a Marconi lifetime achievement award but they would my do that until after he retires.
     
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    "Robin, I should have been nominated for an Oscar for my movie Private Parts. Ivan Reitman told me I'm a great natural actor. Robin, you there Robin?"
     
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    "Allison, I did it all for Allison."
     
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    It's called The Messiah, and all the cool, evolved people are doing it!

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    Himself
     
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    He'd thank the Wig team, Beth and then celeb fuck by talking about these 2:

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