If I am not back in 20 mins

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Billy Brown, Apr 27, 2016.

  1. Billy Brown

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    I am in jail
     
  2. DarkFriday

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    Call me collect.
    I'll tell ya how to get in with the trustees.
    Face the wall!
    Hands in your pants!!
     
  3. wensday

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    What about your dog?
     
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    Walk up to the biggest guy there and punch him in the face.
     
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  6. DarkFriday

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    Leave the sink running and open all the cans of soup in the kitchen.
    He'll be fine.
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Billy Brown is about to break bad.
     
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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Billy's in the clink.
     
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    Its not looking good.
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Billy, if you have to side with the Aryan Brotherhood in order to protect your anal virginity I'll understand.
     
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  11. Neesie

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    I'll bake him a cake with a file in it :p
     
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    That's TV land.
    Put $20 on his books for the commissary.
     
  13. Neesie

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    But I wanted to bake a cake :nocheer:
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'll send him some cigarettes. They use that as currency in the stir.
     
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  15. DarkFriday

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    :ltd::ltd::ltd:

     
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  16. J Hi

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    So is he locked up or what?
     
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    No chance.
    @Billy Brown would rather go out n style like Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry :yes:

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    I had been to jail once...one of the longest 16 hours in my life. It’s degrading they herded you around like cattle and your name is the number they wrote on your hand. I hope you're alright BB.
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    I'm still alive for anyone that cares.

    dave in cali will be the first one that says nobody cares.
     
  20. nazdrowie

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    I care, Billy Brown. welcome back :lo5: