If I am not back in 20 mins

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Billy Brown, Apr 27, 2016.

  1. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I am in jail
     
  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Call me collect.
    I'll tell ya how to get in with the trustees.
    Face the wall!
    Hands in your pants!!
     
  3. wensday

    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer

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    What about your dog?
     
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    Teabag Dim Sum Buddy VIP

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    Walk up to the biggest guy there and punch him in the face.
     
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  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Leave the sink running and open all the cans of soup in the kitchen.
    He'll be fine.
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    Billy Brown is about to break bad.
     
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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Billy's in the clink.
     
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  9. DarkFriday

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    Its not looking good.
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    Billy, if you have to side with the Aryan Brotherhood in order to protect your anal virginity I'll understand.
     
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  11. Neesie

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    I'll bake him a cake with a file in it :p
     
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  12. DarkFriday

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    That's TV land.
    Put $20 on his books for the commissary.
     
  13. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    But I wanted to bake a cake :nocheer:
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I'll send him some cigarettes. They use that as currency in the stir.
     
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  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :ltd::ltd::ltd:

     
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  16. J Hi

    J Hi Detlev Bronk VIP Gold

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    So is he locked up or what?
     
  17. DarkFriday

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    No chance.
    @Billy Brown would rather go out n style like Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry :yes:

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in

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    I had been to jail once...one of the longest 16 hours in my life. It’s degrading they herded you around like cattle and your name is the number they wrote on your hand. I hope you're alright BB.
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    I'm still alive for anyone that cares.

    dave in cali will be the first one that says nobody cares.
     
  20. nazdrowie

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    I care, Billy Brown. welcome back :lo5: