If i got divorced or my terminally ill wife died i think I could find a keeper here.

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I make good money, own my own house, own a few cars, have a fully stocked fridge, and a microwave.
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

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    Congratulations.
     
  4. Splash

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    Plus I"m almost 6' and work out almost every day. Have most of my hair and not black
     
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    Shit! Sign me up sugar daddy!
     
  6. Splash

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    Say the word Phil
     
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    Keep sweetening the deal sweet daddy
     
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    I wish I had a fully-stocked microwave.
     
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    :mad:
     
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    But you're batshit crazy.
     
  11. gwartney

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    How big a boy are ya down there, you know what I mean?
     
  12. Splash

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    I also have less than average junk that works when it wants to. You would be good.
     
  13. Bro

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    I didn't know they stacked shit that high. :c
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    :c

    ummmm... Are gay dudes the only people posting here?
     
  16. Gwarn1

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    Prick
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

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    Wanna go hot air ballooning? I'm buyin'!
     
  18. Splash

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    Umm,... Anyone else wanna post other than tubby hobbled leg guys?
     
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