if i got my hands cut off, not being able to jerk off would be the worst.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    am i wrong?
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Take your disability and dismember insurance and get hooker on the regs.

    Problem solved.
     
  3. Capn Crud

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    I broke a finger a few weeks ago and that made ass wiping difficult. I would hate havng to have someone else wipe my ass if I had no hands
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    but that's not as bad as never being able to jerk off. i only shit 1 or 2 times a day. i jerk off at least 6 times a day. at least.
     
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    you'd have to mount up a fleshlight
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, the ass wiping thing would gross out mother teresa, so you know it won't be done right & then its crusty & itchy:facepalm:

    its a catch double deuce:c
     
  7. eliasbboy

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    The worst part is picking your nose with the dog's dick. True story.
     
  8. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Invest in a bidet. :woot:
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    no those cna hoars get up in there with warm towels. that'd be heavenly.
     
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    Also you couldn't high-five someone when they finally did it right.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    after reading babawhat'shisnames thread, I've started conserving my jizz power and hitting her with a bucket instead of tugging.
     
  13. Capn Crud

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    And you would have to ask for a courtesy wipe every once in a while

    Mounting a flesh light is a good idea, but it would be full of jizz cuz you don't have hands to clean it out.

    This is difficult
     
  14. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Right? Just clamp that sumbitch to the wall or something! :D
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i do that a few days before i know im getting laid or blown. love shooting big loads with hoars.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I love that I don't need to worry about jizz power. Some mornings I hang out in bed with my Hitachi and cum five times before I start the day. I feel bad for you guys.

    :console:
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

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    i can do that 5 or 6 times in a row. but the first one is the best because a the massive jizz load i shoot. then they get worse as the number gets bigger.
     
  18. Capn Crud

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    I said it in the cumshot thread, but I love pulling out from missionary and blowing a forceful load from down there that hits her in the face. My wife seems to like it too
     
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    Forceful load :cool:
     
  20. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    How old are you? Just curious!