If I had $10 for everytime Howard discussed cock this week...

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  1. dgray610

    dgray610 Well-Known Member

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    I could have my own chimney manor and Florida estate. Why does he even pretend to be straight anymore? This entire week was like running a gauntlet of cock.
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    The only day I listened was today and that was for only the first 15 minutes. Disgusted with the cock talk I turned it off. By your math, Howard owes me a new Mercedes.
     
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    Can someone post how to actually measure please? I think a lot of these douches are measuring from the taint. Tia :hat:
     
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    Between the Nick Cannon interview and the Kid Rock interview, I think if I got $10 per cock mention I would be able to retire and live comfortably.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Let's figure it out using Howard math.
    So you have 3 shows this week. OK, 2-3 guests per show, so let's round that off to 3. OK so by my calculations, that would be 9 guests. OK so if each conversation with the 9 guests contained 2 topics about penis, then hold on.. lemme write this down.. OK so carry the 1.. alright Robin that's $3000.00.. right?
     
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    This way the tapes team can have something to play when he takes off the month of Cocktober.
     
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    Mike 'Merica Gold

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    Has to be the worst 3 show "week" of stern shows ever. But I don't think he's done yet.
     
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    This^^

    Been listening for almost 15yrs... I'm done!
     
  10. dgray610

    dgray610 Well-Known Member

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    Is it bad that a "Cock Week" would almost be better than another impressions week/sports week or some other half assed sloppily thrown together bunch of crap?
     
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    I used to listen to the entire show everyday. Now I. Find myself putting on something else when the show sucks more and more. I find the two hour interviews to be a big reason for this. Two hours of cock talk and psychotherapy.
     
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    Why isn't Howard's co-workers ashamed on him. Jason was a superfan. He embodies ball-busting. Now his boss have became a flaming, lefty queen.

    But thats why Howard only "hires" incompetent people. Who else would hire Jason/Will and so on..... "Associate producers"

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Howard's therapist must be a Chippendale's dancer.

    Howie is fucking crazy gay and we have to listen to it.
     
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    According to Gary this week, Howard isn't gay, he is metrosexual. Apparently, metrosexuals are obsessed about the size of other men's cocks. Who knew?
     
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    Seriously. Cock was through the roof