"If I had a late night show I wouldnt do bits. Fuck those bits."

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    But bits like yesterday's AGT 101 channel are perfect for the radio right Howard?

    :facepalm:
     
  2. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    If he had a late night show his ratings would plummet faster than Beth's fake tits would over time . . . :coffee:
     
  3. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I would love to know who actually came up with that awful AGT bit? Shuli? Benji? Lisa G?
     
  4. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    Is he still going on with this stupid and obvious shit?
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He would do bits like "Benjy's late", "I'm doing a Broadway show" and "Gary says vinyl" and beat them into the ground for days at a time.
     
  6. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    And we'd get to hear his monologue in the voice of his parents.
     
  7. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    None of this non-sense. I show up and do a show. I'm not out to fuck with my fans. I do my job. That's it. I mean what is this?
     
  8. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I simply answer this the way Howard answered Dan from
    chicago...

    ' you'll never have a late night show, howard'
     
  9. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    It would be funny if he did get a show and then brought back the man on the street interviews and then was accused of stealing that bit from Leno's Jaywalking.
     
  10. Herc

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    Howard wants to be A - List. But he doesn't want to work towards his goal . . .
     
  11. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    "What a dumb job."
     
  12. Sacredcow

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    ITs too late for him to be A-list. Thats the ultimate irony with Howard. He has spent his career ridiculing the A-list then he wants to become one.The damage he has done to the Hollywood elite has tarnished him to the point that he wont be ever able to get in. He is stuck in the middle, and it will drive him nuts.
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    That's good for Howard, because no producer would allow any bits from his "writing" team on the air. When they did bits on the radio & at Channel 9, most were only funny because they were so bad and/or tasteless. Not that I didn't laugh, but they were about the farthest from comedy 'genius'.
     
  14. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Homocop:coffee:
     
  15. Benjamen

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    About two minutes after Howard said he wouldn't do bits if he had a late night show, he took Eric the Midget down to the "Heterosexual Room," for a lame, scripted bit where Fred hit every sound effect on cue (which never happens anymore). The only thing funny about that bit is Howard's humorlessly correcting people to call it the Homosexual Room, and not the name it's had for 30 years.
     
  16. Balls Jablowski

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    Why does anyone think Stern would be a good late night host? He's never been a stand-up comedian, he hasn't hosted a last night show in what 20 years? His rhythm and energy is all wrong for late night television. This is the stupidest fucking assertion I've ever heard and would be a career kamikaze for Howard. He's funny but in television you don't have five minutes to ramble your way into a bit, you have to be bang bang funny and Howard simply isn't that and unless he wants to bang around in clubs for a few years, never will be.
     
  17. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    He's a Jew with a few mil. He thinks because of that, that is automatic entry to the a-list.

    However, he is a-list on the biggest asshole list.
     
  18. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    1.) You'll never have a late-night show unless you buy air time and produce it yourself.
    2.) The only things that suck more than your bits are your interviews.
     
  19. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    The AGT101 bit was such a failure that Howard didn't have one real media clip to play that mentioned it......so he played a bunch of voice mails!
    :facepalm:
     
  20. Beth143nacho

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    It was so bad that I'll bet someone is about to launch www.aprilfoolsjokedisasters.com