I would get on my bed with my iPad and watch POV porn so it feels like I'm actually fucking the girl. But my cats would probably interrupt the session by jumping all over me so I would have to stop and gather them up and put them outside the bedroom. Then I would hear my girlfriends horn go off, indicating she's home from classses. Then i would hide my flagging cock, put my ipad away, and stumble back into the front of the apartment to welcome her home. Then I would come up with some excuse to leave.