If I had a rub out session...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by sickfeeling, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    I would get on my bed with my iPad and watch POV porn so it feels like I'm actually fucking the girl.
    But my cats would probably interrupt the session by jumping all over me so I would have to stop and gather them up and put them outside the bedroom.
    Then I would hear my girlfriends horn go off, indicating she's home from classses.

    Then i would hide my flagging cock, put my ipad away, and stumble back into the front of the apartment to welcome her home.
    Then I would come up with some excuse to leave.




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  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Edgy...Wow.
     
  3. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I would be proud to jack off with you
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    i'm not going to film that.
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's a jerk-off session, not a rub-out session you goddamn amateur.

    Your poor girlfriend. :facepalm:
     
  6. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    Indeed!
     
  7. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    My technique is more rubbing thank jacking LADY
     
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  9. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    don't worry my ipad has the facetime
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    i have this weird feeling my rub-out thread won't be as popular as the girls rub-out thread
    call me crazy
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Weird.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    One week from tonight, my friend, one week...
     
  13. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    i think you came around when i wasn't posting too much
    weren't you the kid that got burned by some nerdgirl or something?

    did you at least finger her before she humiliated you?
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    OMG...Edgy.
     
  15. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    goth edgy or "AMERICAN'S UR STUPID" edgy?
    you have to clarify these things
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Keep inching closer tah tha...
     
  17. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    is that a black thing?
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    you have cats, you're half way to being a woman.
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You hafta clarify that...
     
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