If I had amazon prime

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, May 14, 2014.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'd get this

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That's a puffy pussy
     
  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    3.5 stars? Forget it.
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    what do the reviews say... hmmm well?
     
  6. wigtropolis

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    that is quite a savings
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    .. I do need a new fake pussy .. my fleshlight's getting worn the fuck out.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    That's not Prime eligible. :coffee:
     
  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    You could put that on your vanity and use it for hairbrush storage.
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I want to know what the 4 answered questions were
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    How discreet is the package? Aug 22, 2013
    All orders ship out in plain brown packaging with no indication of the contents visible on the outside of the box. There will be a simple shipping label that reads: SHIPPING DEPT XR, LLC 15251 Pipeline Lane Huntington Beach CA 92649 US
    Aug 22, 2013 by Healthy and Active




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    Is This "Actual Size"? Mar 2, 2014
    Measurements: 13 inches wide, 5 inches tall.
    Mar 3, 2014 by Healthy and Active




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    whats the return / refund policy ? Jan 19, 2014
    This item cannot be returned as it is an adult novelty item. Please see our storefront for all of our policies.
    Jan 21, 2014 by Healthy and Active




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    How deep are the vaginal and ass holes? As a well equipped man, I worry about not fitting in it. Nov 16, 2013
    Measurements: 13 inches wide, 5 inches tall.
    Nov 18, 2013 by Healthy and Active








     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
  13. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    You'll probably get it cheaper if you buy it used.
     
  14. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    "roll over image to zoom in" was never more appropriate.


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  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    freds you broke it VIP

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    I now search eBay after reading amazon reviews. No prime, screw them and their free shipping games where they hold stuff for 2 weeks.
    We went from having prime and spending $3k that year to no thanks, others can have our business.
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    :jj: no --"rabbit" style
     
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