WTF If I jerkoff whilst wearing my fitbit it counts as 1200 steps

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  1. Lemmy

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    If I use my left hand it's about 2500. :woot:
     
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    I love science. :D
     
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    this is good news
     
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    Talk about jackin, BM shows up :jj:
     
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    I heard vigorously fucking only burns 8 calories.
     
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    He's like the Candyman of masturbation!
     
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    You should post that on Facebook.
     
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    its the same way I used to wind my watch..multi tasking
     
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    I don't have an account. :yes:
     
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    Linked In?

    You could add it as a "skill"

    :artiejj:
     
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    More like the god of wackin.
     
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    It's a proven fact, men can't multi task :grad:
     
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    I can post it for you :smile:
     
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    :fil:
     
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    :yes:
     
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    braggart!
     
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    I'm right handed in everything I do, except when jackin it I go lefty, always found that weird about myself.
     
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