If I knocked on your door and told you I was Dawg

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Would you invite me in for a snack and a soda?

    I asked this in the bar a couple of years back and most said they would shoot me on sight :dontknow:
     
  2. BethSucks

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    I got some great tamales and cerveza for dinner tonight, you'd have to get your stomach working right.
     
  3. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I am a shut in who lives in the woods surrounded by meth heads who I constantly fear are going to kick my door in and kill me if they get past my dogs, hell no.
     
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    i'd bbq you up a steak
     
  5. Mr Sinister

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    id let you in and give you a biscuit and bowl of water any day [​IMG]
     
  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'd shoot you before you got a chance to tell me who you were. No offense.
     
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    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    i don't know...
     
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    Anyone who says different is full of shit or a Communist IMHO.
     
  10. Senator Rick

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    I want you to know that as a kid living in Grand Prairie and occasionally the twin towns of Rocket & Ferris, Texas, some of my closest friends were Hispanic.
    My uncle and my aunts tried to tell me that was some kind of a bad thing.


    You can fuck my sister any time, Dawg.
     
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    Two words...INS
     
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    I hate the pop-in :no:

    [video=youtube_share;KzOv2jrC1I8]http://youtu.be/KzOv2jrC1I8[/video]
     
  13. PI Nate

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    come in for a cerveza bro!

    [​IMG]
     
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    I'd probably treat you the same as a door to door salesman; say not interested and slam the door in your face.

    Sorry
     
  15. Bye You!

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    only if my soda stream is working.
     
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    now you're on the trolly!
     
  17. dawg

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    Tough crowd :right:
     
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    :cheer2:
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    I would ask you to buy a round.
     
  20. dawg

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    :cheer: