If i lost 50 pounds i think i could get pk to

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    1 she admited she like bigger guys

    2 im young and handome when in not so fat

    3 she old and old chicks are horny

    4 were both super pervs
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    she's not old, she's just a few years older than me :mad: -- definitely within my demographic :2up:
     
  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    she hates fat guys
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    get pk to bang me
     
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    this should win her over...
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    1. When I said I liked bigger guys, I meant with a little "extra" to hold on to. Like under 200 lbs. :c

    2. You might be "young and handsome" but you said I had a dumpy ass. You will spend a lifetime trying to win me back after that move. :spank:

    3. I'm not that old but I admit to the horny part. :hump:

    4. I am a perv. There are a lot of us out there. :coffee:
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    so thats a yes :hhh:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Dude, you were born and raised in the US, right? Why is your English so fucked up?

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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    can i be in team hal
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Your only flaw is that you are faithful. :c
     
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    Maybe she wants a guy who really wants women.
     
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    You couldn't handle her:ucoffee:
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    :rolleye:
     
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    Let me guess Mike.....you're "off" today....right?
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You will never lose that weight. You lack the willpower.

    Have you considered talking to your doctor about gastric-bypass or similar procedure?
     
  16. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    you could get pk to what? puke?
     
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    cut off your head
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    fuck
     
  19. MatthewT

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    go after Tuesday :hat:
     
  20. HAL

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    Ya, but say sorry