If I ran into Howard, I'd force out the most horrid fart

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    I'd find a way :shit:
     
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    Howard is a big fan of the fart......says it's a talent
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    Umm...Ok
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Based his whole career off of it, I'd feel obligated to pay my respects if I ever saw him
     
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    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    That's an air biscuit, well done
     
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    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I have this day dream that i see Howard and the vapid one attention whoring in a high class restaurant and i cruise by their table with really wicked gas.
    As i do at the precise moment my ass is level with Beffs face i unload the most rancid Burrito fart in history and then stand back and laugh at the look on her face.
    I know i have way too much fucking time on my hands and im a demented SOB but for some reason i find this image extremely funny.
     
  8. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    For some reason, that made me laugh. Probably because I'm kind of drunk.
     
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    Careful, you might "Shat" on urself!
     
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    you would "Shatner" face! Bwahahahahaha!!
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    if you do this in NYC, they may be able to arrest you for just doing that. i seem to remember a case where a person was arrested for doing pretty much the same exact thing. its considered an assault of some kind. ASSault. lol
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    What part of a fart stinks? The red or yellow? Red on a weather map is bad news.
     
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    Funny thread! Nice way to stay out Sunday - :)