If I was Bill Gates rich...

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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    I would have a yacht with a helipad
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    A flying car
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    And I would replace all my joints with adamantium ones.
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    How bout you knuckleheads?
     
  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I would buy Wing for my play toy.
     
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    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Wonder how much i'm worth. :bigthink:
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I'd at least but you a McDouble.
     
  5. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Buy me this and i'm all yours :woowoo:
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  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I think I'd pay some Dutchmen to set fire to Lord Snowdon.
     
  7. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Id give all of it to charity. because i am a good guy.
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Do you have RA?

    I would have a house in Malibu and another one on Crystal Bay in Lake Tahoe.

    I love to travel.
     
  9. tomtom

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    remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill...

    and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico?

    And how I always wanted a large dining table...in a dining room with original paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt?

    And remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes?

    And remember how I used to chitchat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam...

    and an offiice with orange and white stripes?

    Remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel...

    and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends?

    And remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues and S- shaped hedges and three swimming pools?

    Well if I had Bill Gates money I would have ll that too.
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    2 chicks at the same time B
     
  11. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    a lakehouse, beach house, & a mountain house, boat at the lake & beach. a few classic cars in each garage. nice fishing boat to take my friends to billfish tournys. set up my relatives & friends so they don't bother me. a few hot peices of ass that know their place.:cool:
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I would finally be able to land a NSAL spokesperson.
     
  13. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    ^ This. My lakehouse would be on a good fishing lake in northern Wisconsin and I would get a top of the line Triton Fish/Ski boat with a 200hp outboard, 4 jet skis for when my friends come up and a big ass pontoon boat that can comfotably hold 12 people. I would also keep my current house in Chicago but fix it up and get a house in California or Florida on a golf course. Plus a few hot pieces of ass.:D
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I would live the same but tell the universe to fuck off in an iron scheik fashion.