If I was Johnny Manziel, this is what I would be doing.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    And when I wasn't doing that, I'd be banging the entire womens cheer team.

    :c
     
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    get out of here
     
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    WTF they gonna do?

    Sit the reigning Heisman trophy winner?!!

    :jj:
     
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    wut
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    for realz though.


    That jacket is pimp as fuck. I want that jacket.
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    We are talking american sports, not canadian. You probably don't understand what I'm talking about. :nojj:
     
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    Eh?
     
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  9. Daveindiego

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    This kid is a walking million dollar ATM machine.

    Only thing he's going to be doing is playing football and banging cheerleaders this year.
     
  10. Ben Dover

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    I concur.

    There's way too much money in college sports, especially football, which is half the reason why they have 84 bowl games instead of a playoff system. Big WHOOP-DEE-DOO for the playoff they agreed upon...won't be worth a shit until there's a playoff bracket with at least 32 teams.

    As for Manziel, I'm sure the kid is pocketing more $$$ than just for signing fucking autographs. All the big football schools--USC, Ohio State, Miami, Michigan, Notre Dame, etc---have been and will always be guilty of less than 100% honest programs. The school's athletic directors and the NCAA look the other way because of the money they get from the TV networks and companies like Nike and Under Armour.
     
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    I'd just shut up and play if I were him. He's going to Ryan Leaf his way into a free fall on draft day if he keeps this shit up.
     
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    Ryan Leaf went 2nd in the draft to the Chargers, after the Colts took Manning. :facepalm:
     
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    He doesn't even need the $$$. His family is loaded with oil money.
     
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    Yet another reason why I would be all "suck my filthy taint, bitches" if I was Johnny Manziel.
     
  15. Mack

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    I'm quite familiar with where he went, but my point is that teams are keenly aware of the risk after the Leaf fiasco.
     
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    You make it sound like all they did was waste a no 2 pick. To get that pick they traded their no 3 pick, a future first round pick, a second round pick, and Eric Metcalf who was still a very dangerous return man and had been in the pro bowl a couple of times.
     
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    Hey, c'mon over with some Mortons Salt, I'll cut myself while you're on your way.

    Then you can rub away to your hearts content.

    :c
     
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    Everybody in Pullman knew Leaf was a total shit bag. He was hated here in a big way.
     
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    That being said I don't think anybody thought he'd be such a colossal failure.
     
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    You guys had a QB named Drew Brees at one point, as well. :facepalm::facepalm: