WTF If I was on this plane, I'd wish for muzzies with boxcutters

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Gitfiddle, Sep 3, 2016.

  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,614
    Likes Received:
    26,997
     
    Stag and DiamondGoddess like this.
  2. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

    Reputations:
    25,464
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2012
    Messages:
    30,318
    Likes Received:
    29,029
    Jesus Hummus Christ that made me kinda angry.

    I wanna punch that dude.
     
  3. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    38,287
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    45,391
    Likes Received:
    35,611
    Shit like that is why I always incorporate a drinking budget on trips that require an airplane.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

    Reputations:
    18,354
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,961
    Likes Received:
    51,330
    Implying you wouldn't anyway
     
    JameGumb likes this.
  5. Cybervision

    Cybervision Active Member

    Reputations:
    57
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    149
    Likes Received:
    196
    very unprofessional
     
    Tracy, Tim and Mack like this.
  6. thegroovologist

    thegroovologist Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    21,011
    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2015
    Messages:
    12,986
    Likes Received:
    38,762
    This is better >>>

     
  7. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    38,287
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    45,391
    Likes Received:
    35,611
    Oh no, I couldn't fathom ever being sober mid flight.
     
    Beths Arab likes this.
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

    Reputations:
    18,354
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    49,961
    Likes Received:
    51,330
    Good thread. My pron search parameters will now involve stewardesses.
     
    Beth Onostrosky likes this.
  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

    Reputations:
    53,187
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    90,843
    Likes Received:
    37,230
    As shitty as that was...it was infinitely less shitty than yer thread title, you fucking cunt.
     
  10. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

    Reputations:
    12,104
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    14,426
    Likes Received:
    9,688
    That was entertaining, seems like a cool a dude.
     
  11. IPleadTheFifth

    IPleadTheFifth Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    -504
    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2015
    Messages:
    2,055
    Likes Received:
    2,623


    Not the only time he's done this shtick apparently.
     
    DiamondGoddess likes this.
  12. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,343
    One thing I admire about the Asian airlines. They hire hot women and they don't give a fuck about PC.
     
  13. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One

    Reputations:
    76,990
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2014
    Messages:
    7,550
    Likes Received:
    22,112
    You guys hate this guy, but love Sour Shoes

    That broad next to him could have stuck her panties to the wall, they were so wet
     
    broccoli rob likes this.
  14. RaeRae

    RaeRae Rae Gold

    Reputations:
    53,384
    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2013
    Messages:
    5,269
    Likes Received:
    15,176
    Ejector seat.:pray:
     
    Tim likes this.
  15. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2013
    Messages:
    8,372
    Likes Received:
    13,132
    Billy Southwest

    Good point. Sour Shoes should frighten people, yet he is a big hit.
     
  16. RAPCO

    RAPCO Active Member

    Reputations:
    417
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    130
    Likes Received:
    209
    I would have stabbed that fuck in the neck with my broken wine glass
     
  17. Big Biscuit

    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,696
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2012
    Messages:
    4,525
    Likes Received:
    5,174
    He's annoying, but worse is that he's a man. I'm a grumpy old fuck, I still want thin, attractive women as flight attendants when I fly. Why is that wrong?
     
    Pussy Tendon, Mulletude and Runaway like this.
  18. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    4,479
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2012
    Messages:
    7,483
    Likes Received:
    9,702

    Future Price Is Right model right there
     
  19. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 14, 2015
    Messages:
    2,614
    Likes Received:
    9,691
    He's slobbering all over that intercom phone piece. I'd be so grossed out to have to use that thing after he was done with it.
     
    Cookie_Puss likes this.
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    107,950
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    62,724
    Likes Received:
    28,288
    "If I were"
     
    Salvatore Stockbroker likes this.