WTF If I was on this plane, I'd wish for muzzies with boxcutters

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  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Jesus Hummus Christ that made me kinda angry.

    I wanna punch that dude.
     
  3. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Shit like that is why I always incorporate a drinking budget on trips that require an airplane.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Implying you wouldn't anyway
     
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    Cybervision Active Member

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    very unprofessional
     
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    This is better >>>

     
  7. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Oh no, I couldn't fathom ever being sober mid flight.
     
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  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Good thread. My pron search parameters will now involve stewardesses.
     
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  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    As shitty as that was...it was infinitely less shitty than yer thread title, you fucking cunt.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    That was entertaining, seems like a cool a dude.
     
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    Not the only time he's done this shtick apparently.
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    One thing I admire about the Asian airlines. They hire hot women and they don't give a fuck about PC.
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    You guys hate this guy, but love Sour Shoes

    That broad next to him could have stuck her panties to the wall, they were so wet
     
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    Ejector seat.:pray:
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Billy Southwest

    Good point. Sour Shoes should frighten people, yet he is a big hit.
     
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    I would have stabbed that fuck in the neck with my broken wine glass
     
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    He's annoying, but worse is that he's a man. I'm a grumpy old fuck, I still want thin, attractive women as flight attendants when I fly. Why is that wrong?
     
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    Future Price Is Right model right there
     
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    He's slobbering all over that intercom phone piece. I'd be so grossed out to have to use that thing after he was done with it.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    "If I were"
     
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