If I was Optimus Prime

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 14, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That would be cool



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  2. Gwarn1

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    What's for lunch shitdick?
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    gwarm is a huge faggot
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    A nice nap [​IMG]
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    OMG thats my favorite smiley
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  7. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

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    You would know man juicer
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    House Pounce :jj:
     
  9. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Hi Chitra
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OMG it's Mr. Dumbnigger

    Why aren't you a mod anymore???

    I NEED A MOD :cuss:
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I don't think a mod is goin to transform you into Optimus Prime.
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    And a lap band
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Shut up Teeney you rooster
     
  14. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Chriza,
    If I were a carpenter
    And you were a lady
    Would you marry me anyway?
    Would you have my baby?
     
  15. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Let's just say Dawg's "Don't ask don't tell' policy leaves much to be desired.


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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Are you still a mod damn it
     
  17. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    You're still here aren't you? :jj:
     
  18. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I read that as "lap dance" first and it was not anywhere near as funny as band.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Can you reset my post count? I really don't want it to display the upcoming milestone :facepalm: :jj:
     
  20. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Is it true they had some colored transformers in those movies? That's just insensitive.

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