If I was President..

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    1)all churches wouldn't be tax exempt; pay taxes you fuck nuts.
    2)property taxes would be illegal..if you own your home outright, the government should never be able to take it away.
    3) Gitmo...GONE!
     
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    And Congress too, by the looks of it. The president can't do #1 without Congressional action. And property taxes are a state thing. But I like the way you think! :beer:
     
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    you are hired.....can you send the illegals back and close the borders and stop the welfare system too? And also stop aid to all these shithead countries that hate us......OH! and make it easier for an american to actually make a profit making a product so we don't have to import shit from shitheads......unless you want to pay double, then you can have it....:flag::salute::usasmile::usflag::usa:
     
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    I would legalize weed and prostitution, thus raising tons of revenue and take a big chunk out of us debt
     
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    1. build a fence and end all unskilled immigration.

    2. bring all troops/military hardware home.

    3. radically reform corporate and social welfare.

    4. legalize all social/moral crimes.
     
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    Social/moral crimes is a pretty damn ambiguous term, no?
     
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    If I was president, I'd throw away my pen.
     
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    that is exactly why i'd do away with them.

    property and physical crimes only.
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha!
     
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    1. why not just say all "charity" organizations. when everyone starts paying their fair share, we can all pay less. 12% flat tax. everyone. no writes offs
    (sorry howard)no exemptions.
    2. those are local taxes. but where else would they get funds? it has to come from somewhere
    3. i think we might need that


    i agree with your general ideas though
     
  12. Beths Arab

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    If i was the President the country would be screwed because i'd be too busy banging presidential groupies and partying to do my job.:worried:
     
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    No, I meant that "morality" is subjective. One could argue that murder is a crime against morality.

    I like to determine crime based on victimization: If one's life, health, property or character are not harmed without justification, then there is no crime. That should be the standard.
     
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    I would bang (Fred verified) super models.
     
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    Victimless crimes
     
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    If I was president,
    I'd get elected on Friday,
    assassinated on Saturday,
    and buried on Sunday.
     
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    1. I would make Eric the Midget my vice president.

    2. I would make Beth Stern my Monica Lewinsky.

    3. I would make Lisa G my press secretary.

    4. I would make Howard Stern president of Iran.
     
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    And then I'd steal millions from Haitians on Monday.
     
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