"If I Was Single, I Wouldn't Spend a Dime on These Women...Golddiggers" - Howard

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  1. Famous

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    [video=youtube;8Jegt8XqX3s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jegt8XqX3s[/video]


    Howard ranting about how he knows that women are just into him because of his career & his money. He says that if he were ever single, he wouldn't spend a dime, and would instead make women crawl around and look for money on the floor of his apartment.

    He mentions that he knows women wouldn't even look at him if it weren't for his money, and he talks about how in the past he couldn't get any women. Maybe one would be his friend.

    My how things change. Now he claims to have fucked models in college, to the point where he almost lost his job over it. And Beth really loves him for him. "Why would she still be with me, if that weren't the case?" :facepalm: He actually said this. Geez, Howard, maybe because the money she gets from the prenup deal, wouldn't even begin to cover upkeep for $52 million mansions, and flying in private jets everywhere, and hobnobbing with Clooney, etc.?!

    He's sold out, and he's given a life to someone who wouldn't have even spit on him if he were on fire, if he were just Howard Stern the accountant. Interesting listening to the old Howard Stern, vocalizing that obvious thought.
     
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  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "Beff dated a lot of rich guys before she met me. some were even richer than I am."
     
  3. Famous

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    That might be my favorite thing he's ever said. That's his defense of her.

    It rivals him crowing about the fact that Beth supposedly left a man while on a blind date with him, for Howard. What does that say about her?!
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :backlol:

    Well gold digger Beth played Howard bad. Oh yeah she was soo attracted to Howard ha. Plus, he's spent millions on her.
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beth tells me im handsome robin...
     
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    Randy Johnson , Mark Buehrle , Dallas Braden , Roy Halladay , Philip Humber , Matt Cain , Félix Hernández , Beff Ostrosky. All have played a perfect game since 2000.
     
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    Anybody just pickup where the bit came from that,"Beth doesn't shit!"?
     
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    indeed cabbie was rich in spirit & coke :lmao:
     
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    And if this is true, it shows what kind of person she is and what she looks for in men :D
     
  10. Wigward Hairhat

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    At least we know her type. Rich guys.
     
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  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "The most attractive thing about me, is my boyfriend."

    Jesus Christ, she has no shame... :rolleye2:
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Howard wouldn't only spend a dime, he moves em im.
     
  13. Rob0729

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    Beth is not a golddigger! She is a career woman! She is a hot property in the entertainment world! She is an accomplished model, reality star, actress, and professional audience member. She doesn't need Howard's money. She has a thriving career.
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...he would have been a lot better off sending her over some buckets when that bathroom ceiling caved in.