If I were Ken, I would have figured out a long time ago how to fuck Barbie.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Jul 21, 2012.

  1. Habit Forming

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    I would've dragged Barbie's ass back to Mattel and DEMANDED that they attach a dingaling on me and at least drill a ¼" hole in her!
     
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    You played with Barbies? :dontknow:
     
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    Ken has no dick
     
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    [video=youtube;ZV484gjKEq4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV484gjKEq4[/video]
     
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    my GI Joe knew what to do
     
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    He was anatomically correct? :wtf:
     
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    Big Jim could kick Ken's metrosexual ass
     
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    he lost some stuff in the war, but he knew how to use what he had left
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    are you on the shrooms?
     
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    :spit: