If I were to 'choke-out' Swifty, would you feel differently about me?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Positive/Negative?




    This fucking dog, and this fucking barking....

    In case you forgot...17 seconds of heaven. :facepalm:

    [video=youtube;86e4zKGe80Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86e4zKGe80Y[/video]
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    BTW....


    I'm pretty sure that I could physically choke the dog out. :grad:
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    dude, why you fucking with my emotions?
     
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    That's not a dog... that's a rat with long legs.
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I vote for Swifty choking you out
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    My chihuahua is throwing a fit after seeing that video!
     
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    if you'd choke yourself out, i'd remember you fondly...
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  8. Dream Theater

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    Who owns a little faggot dog like that anyway?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Monty was a barker, then I trained him properly and he stopped
     
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    :rofl: I love the end when Swifty rolls out like a boss.
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    is this some sick sex game the two of you play?
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    This spawn of hell just snaps now, and starts channeling Ram Das through barking.


    There is no breaking the trance once it's begun.
     
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    GaryPage2 would totally fuck the shit out of that little dog.
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Dude.

    This dog is the true Pussy Destroyer. It is ridiculous when I walk him.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Do you just stand there while he is getting all the pussy or do you give him some privacy?
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    No one sees me, it's all about the dog. :fil:


    I kind of hate him for that.
     
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    swifty is a boss
     
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    Translated from dog, he's saying, "If I get under this fence will you please rip my throat out so I don't have to listen to shitty music anymore?"
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    The problem is the new dog that moved up stairs.

    He bit Swifty one day, and then he pinned him up against the fence a few days later. Swifty does not know how to respond to this, and it's getting worse.

    Now he has begun a new kind of a whining bark. No doubt the neighbors think I am torturing the dog. :facepalm:
     
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    That is a huge Rott and a big Bulldog on the other side of the fence he's barking.

    The Rott could eat him in one bite, it might take the Bulldog two bites.