if i win the powerball jackpot, i will give $100,000 to one poster at dawg's saloon

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, May 16, 2013.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it will not be someone chosen at random. i will purposely choo-choo-choose you on the basis of whether you're down with dinkus and whether dinkus is down with you.

    one of you reading this right now might be selected.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    bagged milk and cousin Ronnie :hw:
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you're definitely in the running, buddy.
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    both brought considerable amusement to my internet life, bro. your name's in the hat, too.
     
  6. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    bro
     
  8. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    I dont need your money.
     
  9. The Cunt

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    I LOVE YOU DINKS:hw:
     
  10. zhukov

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    I'm down with ya Dink but 100K is a little light
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you're in.

    i might make a 2nd place payout of $50,000 to an additional person who's down with d. that's yet to be determined.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this mother fucker's out.
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I got this. I don't even have to try.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    in.

    you just got moved into $50,000 second place contention.
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this guy makes me loolz all the time. in.
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    :jj:

    fuckin Jew
     
  17. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    full on hasidim bro.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you deserve it for all the help you've given people, including me, with your dental thread. in.
     
  20. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    You got a Ford Aerostar bro?