If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, never use old fuel!

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    AUBURN (CBS13) — An Auburn man brought a chain saw to a bar fight after an argument over inappropriately touching another man’s chest, Nevada County Sheriff’s Deputies said.
    Stinky Mulligan’s Bar was turned into a real-life haunted house when deputies said Weston Cecil Burton, 31, touched another man’s chest.
    When the victim slapped Burton in the face and pushed him down, Burton allegedly went and grabbed his chain saw from his truck, started it up, and brought it into the bar.
    “This place is so wackadoodle, that only in a small town could you get something like this,†said Brian Lowenthal, who runs the shopping center.

    Even a man in a skull mask is spooked by what happened.
    “I thought I was funny when I read it in the newspaper, but when I thought about it, I don’t like that bar anymore,†he said.
    Not surprisingly, nobody in the bar was eager to step up to stop the suspect wielding his weapon.
    But before Burton could do any damage to his victim, witnesses say his chain saw stalled, and cut out.
    That’s when patrons jumped in and grabbed the chain saw. Burton took off, but he left his credit card at the bar.
    He was later arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon. He posted bond and was released from the Nevada County Jail.
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    what the bloody fuck?
     
  3. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    men are stupid :coffee:
     
  4. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    Stinky Mulligan's Bar :jj:
     
  5. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    "Stinky Mulligan"
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  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    di'int read :dancin:
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    that damn ethanol sucks in those two strokes
     
  8. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    I bought a can of the premixed gas for 2 strokes, fucking $7 for less than a half-gallon!
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    just buy the premium gas that doesn't have ethanol
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    [video=youtube;BS2b5mXUKMg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS2b5mXUKMg[/video]
     
  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    How the fuck did you get in here? :omg:
     
  12. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    I haven't seen a station that doesn't have the ethanol warning on all the pumps here.
     
  13. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I like the use of the word "wackadoodle".