If Jesus was A jew like Schmoopy, then why was he so Christian?

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  1. DrSublux

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    Think about it you non believers and now enjoy some peaceful music in this holiday season.

     
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    Are you stupid?
     
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    I think anybody posting here can automatically deduct about 100 pts from what they actually think is their IQ.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    As stupid as someone taking a weekend trip to africa?
     
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    Yep, you are stupid.
     
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    P.s. It was a week.
     
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    And Jesus wasnt Christian. He was the fulfillment of the Jewish religion.
     
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    Was he frugal and very business minded?
     
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    and teh jews just didnt get it :facepalm: or I mean :jj:
     
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    And he picked up pennies from the sidewalk.
     
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    Our bookkeeper Moishe has a better chance of seeing Jesus when he returns. You know that hippie will be chilling at the synagog.
     
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    Why doe none of the paintings have jesus wearing a yamaka?

    What if Jesus was Orthodox? Jesus with pigtails?
     
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    This
     
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    Jesus is a myth.
     
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    Im hedging my bets, so I refuse to agree
     
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    Both have unlimited minutes on their cell phones