If Katy Perry Had an Ordinary Rack...

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    ...would you still care about her?

    My answer is: maybe. I think she's very talented and has a beautiful face. But the blood rush I get in my nether regions whenever I see her magnificent melons puts her at the front of the line.
     
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    She'd be Zooey Deschanel. :rs:
     
  3. Ben Dover

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    She would be Katy Perry, the customer service lead at your local Walmart
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    Yeah, well she doesnt. So, there! :no:
     
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    Was just about to...you stole my line!
     
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    she really does have a spectacular rack
     
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    I like brunettes and she's cute (if a little on the border facewise, vis a vis the famous morning shot).

    If she still had a decent body and the same attitude, yeah I would like her. If she looked like Carnie Wilson or had the personality of Prince or Madonna, no.

    Pity about the singing though.
     
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    She would be working the afternoon shift at your local strip club. :coffee:
     
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    I just thank God she doesn't

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    she wouldn't be famous
     
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    She'd still be hot.
     
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    I'm afraid the glass ceiling would keep her stuck as a cashier
     
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    She is talented, but the stuff she puts out sounds like background music for shows on the Cartoon Network.
     
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    And then I'd love her even more.
     
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    I don't care about her now.

    But a huge chunk of female entertainers only get the traction they get because of their looks. That's why they fade away when their looks do.
     
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    this katy perry?

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  18. ItsAWholeThing

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    im an ass man so if her butt was good YES!
     
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    She'd be Steve Perry.


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