If Loot Crate wasn't for complete faggots it would go a little something like this.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    @Chriza


    Came home this afternoon and found this on my porch. :c

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    so whats in it you black asshole?
     
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  5. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Well, when I got home the first thing I did was order a pizza. I didn't open the box right away so I didn't think it was right to post the pictures of the open box right away. Thread integrity. :grad:
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    So I ordered a pizza @garypagetwo, then I found a knife and got ta cuttin'. Keep in mind at this point I was so excite.

    Boom!!!

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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Any guesses as to the content?
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    And no, there aren't huge black dildos or butt plugs in there. :fil:
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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  10. Phil McKrakin

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    they're monkeys!
     
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    yeah, whats int the fucking box?
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    :woot:

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    Hi Phil. Are you in the mood for a couple hundred alerts tonight? :c
     
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  15. Phil McKrakin

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    I got like another 200 when I logged on earlier today. :jj:
     
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    clothes?
     
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    @Summer has me blocked again
     
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  19. NipplesAndToes23

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    Shots...shots...shots...shots!!!!! :burp:


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    Bear arms?