If OJ happened today how would Howard react now?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    listening to the old replay shows (practically the same 10 shows on a loop) and they have a lot of funny OJ clips.

    You know if this shit with OJ went down tomorrow there would be virtually no funny takes, or schtick a or anything edgy from Howard. No phoney calls, nothing no Benjy jokes or Fred's impersonations nothing.

    Frankly I'm surprised Howard's PR team even lets them play old stuff nowadays, no joke. I mean it gives listeners a direct reference point of how good the show was to how much Howard fucking cashes it in now. It shows the potential the show still has to be funny the major players are still there.

    Howard is totally neutered these days and if OJ happened there isn't a chance he would do anything with it remotely funny or edgy with it like he did.

    What am I missing
     
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    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    He wouldn't be at work for several weeks to even comment.
     
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    He would send OJ a note and a basket of fresh vegetables
     
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    He'd talk about O'J's cock.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    He would probably either completely ignore it or comment on in in passing with the phrase 'allegedly" attached.
     
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    Go the PC innocent until proven guilty route or get outrageous and have a hilarious fake OJ call in for some filler.

    Since Howard pissed on his fans, there would also be no Robert Higgins calling in to prank Peter Jennings.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    He would go on and on about cruelty to women and spousal abuse. He'd criticize the police for not taking her away after the repeat incidents. Gen he'd say had loves the police and remind us his uncle was w cop.
     
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    He would spend the first half hour of every show wondering about Johnny Cochran's cock size and how much OJ was paying him.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    "Anything else in the news Robin?"
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    And if Robert Higgins did call in, Howard would disavow any knowledge of his actions.

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  12. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    This was the call and interview I heard the other day that got me thinking about this
    No way he acknowledges this today, no way
     
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    All I know is that it wouldn't be fun or funny.
     
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    You can be sure this would never make it on the air...
     
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    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

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    The question is how would the crowd he is sucking up to react to it...he would then echo it when he puts on his pundit hat.


    Beth would rescue the Nicole's dog.