If one of your longtime friends turned into a militant Vegan, how long could you hang

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ....love the guy like a brother. A lot of memories we've shared ....... But, if I have to hear about how many fucking Chickens Tyson-foods kills every day, or how inhumane Japan is for the annual Dolphin Hunt... I'm gonna strangle a Honky, and then shove 3 pounds of hamburger & Chicken strips up a dirty orifice..


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    [video=youtube;c9GU4P-1AWI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI[/video]
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Non-smokers are the worst.
     
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    Bro is the worst.
     
  5. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ...interestingly enough, this particular gentleman has a veritable zoo at his house .... Pet Possum, several cats, dogs, Rabbits..etc ..ALL of which I'm SURE enjoy being confined to an enclosed space & made to whimsically entertain their master
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    does he wear leather?
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    This is true, this chick I know went vegan and every other post on Facebook is preaching about it. I want to delete her but then I want to see what shit she will come up with next
     
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    Had it happen with my Aunt. She stayed with us for a week. I was in a rush to go to work, reached into the freezer and grabbed a microwave meal thingy for lunch.
    Heated it up at lunchtime, and saw it was vegan sausage. Cant be that bad, right? WRONG. Fucking awful. Bitch will never be invited back :fil:
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I haven't gone through his closet, but I haven't noticed any leather garments on him
     
  10. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I wouldn't mind it until he started to edit his posts.
     
  11. DarkFriday

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    Depends on how beautiful she is.

    Vegans tend to smell bad btw.

    True story.
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Chiva was hitting it from the back while you were at work.
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Eat my fuck.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Years ago, I befriended an Indian colleague at work so I decided we should do lunch. I asked her where she'd like to go and she said "surprise me."

    I stupidly took her to a steak house. :jj: :facepalm:
     
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    I don't believe the premiss of this thread.
     
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    Sodiums. :coffee:
     
  19. Phan Neepack

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    Fuck is not edible
     
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    fuckin deer rips it