If one penis is good, then two is....

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  1. Beth Stern

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    In early 2014, a man who said he has two functioning penises due to a rare congenital condition known as diphallia "came out" in a Reddit "Ask Me Anything." A year later, he's written an e-memoir.

    This man, who identifies as bisexual and goes by Diphallic Dude or DoubleDickDude (DDD), is using his memoir, titled Double Header: My Life With Two Penises, to answer more questions, describe his struggles and tell tales of many sexual encounters.

    "I realized that there are still people who are genuinely curious," he told Rolling Stone. "From girls who want to know how to handle their boyfriend being uncircumcised [as DDD is] to guys wanting to know if they're gay or bisexual because my equipment turned them on."

    "Really, it just stuns me almost a year later that people are still reaching out to me," he said. "So I thought I should put a book together and use that to answer questions, but also give voice to people who might feel lost in the cracks."

    Last year, DDD provided Redditors with everything from very graphic images to the details of having sex with two penises. He now has popular, very NSFW Twitter and Tumblr accounts.
     
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    I'd hate to be his tailor

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    Whats in your mind this morning, Beth?
     
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    He should hook up with the girl with 3 fake tits and make a fake porno that I'll pretend to give a shit about.
     
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    Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove...:coffee:
     
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  7. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Electric Eel :coffee:
     
  8. Beth Stern

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    This was the first thing on my news feed. It disturbed me. So I came here to seek comfort.
     
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    :lol:
     
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  10. Beth Stern

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    :rs:
     
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    Now he just need a bag.
     
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    This place is like a warm blanket in that regard...:lmao:
     
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    This is the latest guy to answer your dating profile?
     
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    I wish.:rolleyes:
     
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    You did the right thing:sex:
     
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    So, theoretically you can get a DP and only be with one guy. Sounds like a win-win for you.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Hey! That's the love of my life you're talking to there! @Beth Stern. Even though I only have one Johnson.
     
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    Im no c-blocker bro, but youre only half the man the other guy is...:nocheer:
     
  20. Shortwave98

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    I know. :(