If only Howchie wasn't so into pussy...

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  1. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    ...maybe he'd let Beefus adopt this cutie I saw on TV this morning. :rolleyes:
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    Yep, it's a one-eyed dog. He'd fit right in with Blind Bella and Blind Buddy, don't you think? :dontknow:


    If you're interested in the story, here's a link. :)

    It kind of bugs me that seeing this sweet dog immediately made me think of that vapid cunt.... :mad:
     
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    she could still engulf the dog's head in either of her talons
     
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    is that a little trampoline he's on? :c
     
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    It's actually just a little cot. They use them when they're training the dogs. It was actually a really sweet "Around Town" story. :)
     
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    Rumor has it Beth is really turned off by a one-eyed anything.
     
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    What a sweet boy! I wanna give him a greenie and a cuddle.
     
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    Are you posting feel good stories .....here?? :eek:




    Aw, it's so nice.
    :hug:
     
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    pluggy isnt that into pussy.




    "Robin, I dont like the gynecologic shots in porn. I mean what straight guy wants to see a vagina up close, am I right?"
     
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    But ONE-eyed? Bah. She's gone NO-eyed now and she aint going back!
     
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    Well, it was more a dig at Beefus and Howchie, but yeah, it definitely made me smile this morning while I watched it. :)

    Too cute! :snoopy:
    Tru dat, tru dat.... :coffee:

    I'm sure she can find a way to gouge out his other eye.... :rolleyes:
     
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    No kidding. :coffee:
    :secret: My thread title is what would be called "sarcastic".... Duh. :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm a man, we're basic, sue me.
     
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    I still don't get it.:dontknow:
     
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    Yeah, yeah....I know....
    You saw the word "pussy" and just came rushing in.... :rolleyes:
     
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    It's a Kuranda bed, a lot of shelters and kennels use them. They're very durable, comfortable, and easy to clean and they get the dogs up off the floor so they don't get wet if they tip over their water dish or pee in their sleeping area. Dogs seem to love them, we used them at a kennel I worked at.
     
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    Those are best for big dogs. It helps to prevent hygromas.

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    I'll go really slow for you, my sweet friend..... :console:

    In the thread title, I implied that Howchie is really INTO pussy, but we all know he's really not. Well, unless they look like big, thick penises.

    Although, his beard insists on him pretending to be really into pussy cats.

    Get it now? :shucks:
     
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    Don't worry dear friend, I got your joke, even if nobody else did.:console:
     
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