If only some of you would be kind enough to do the rest of us this small favor ...

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    ...so we wouldn't be forced to wade through your dopey, uninteresting threads



    Man Tries to Cut Off Arms With Saws at Home Depot

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    WEST COVINA, Calif. (KTLA) — A man remained hospitalized Thursday after reportedly trying to cut off his arms with saws at a Home Depot store.

    Police responded to a call around 12:45 p.m. Wednesday at the Home Depot store at 2220 S. Azusa Avenue in West Covina.

    The man grabbed several small hand saws and attempted to saw off his own arms, West Covina police Cpl. Rudy Lopez said.

    He didn’t say anything before he cut himself, and he was not carrying any identification, according to Lopez.
    The man was found unconscious in a pool of his own blood, as stunned shoppers looked on.

    An off-duty paramedic, identified as Pasadena Fire Department Capt. Art Hurtado, had been shopping nearby and jumped into action to help.

    The 21-year veteran firefighter used rags and twine from the store’s shelves to create makeshift tourniquets to control the bleeding, Lopez said.

    The man was taken to Queen of the Valley Medical Center where he underwent surgery.
    There was no immediate update on his condition. The store was closed for the rest of the day.

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    Read more: http://ktla.com/2013/04/11/man-tries-to-cut-off-his-arms-with-saw-at-home-depot/#ixzz2QBeybDKA
     
  2. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    how would you cut off the second arm :bigthink
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    To be honest that's actually kind of a big favor
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    What if I kicked in a Wendys burger & Fries ?
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But how would I eat them :tears:
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Mixed in tupperware.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Cut halfway through the first one... saw the second one off completely.. And, then wrench the first one back & forth in between a couple of 4X4's to snap off the remaining part...
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Jesus :worried:
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    glad to see someone's thinking this through :up:
     
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    10. Boon. Lol nfbuckeye. :jj:
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    have someone load it up for you ...

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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Boon boon boon boon boon boon animal animal animal animal mudshrk mudshark mudshark boon boon Reggie.
    This is yer posts in a nutshell faggit