If only Stuttering John could get to interview Beffie

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Beth, Beth! Big Fan! Did Howard make you do anal for the Mom Cave's show?"

    "Beth, Beth!! How many flies can you swat with those hands??"

    "Beth, Beth!! Is it true you don't want to be famous?"
     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    It would go worse for him than when he interviewed Sharon Stone.
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "Beth Beth huge fan!! Do you ever make doody? Have you ever made love to a pelican?"
     
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    Sal interviewed her when competing for Get John's Job.

    Sal: Do you find Joey Ramone attractive?

    Beth: Yes

    Sal: How about an ostrich with a wig?

    Beth: Uhhhhh?

    Howard: Beth, don't answer. That's a knock on me.

    :D

    That's when I realized that Sal could do more than goof on Gary's teeth.
     
  5. Guts83

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    Who are you and why are you famous?
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    And we have a winner!:evilgrin2::yay:
     
  7. EricThMidgetSux

    EricThMidgetSux New Member

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    "Stuttering John did a bunch of interviews.....here's one with Beth Stern......I don't even know who this broad is except she's married to someone famous so now she thinks she's important....."
     
  8. YokoOhNo

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    What did you do with the money?

    What money?

    The money you parents gave you for acting lessons
     
  9. Thelma

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    I believe Beth DID say "no" - that she did not find an ostrich with a wig attractive. That made it even funnier.
     
  10. newcastlefan

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    is John anyone anymore? Without Howard, who remembers him besides us?
     
  11. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    "would you confirm or deny the report that, you once said something intelligent?"

    "did your dentist dad fit Howard's implanted dentures or, is he still banned from working, because of his Medicare fraud?"
     
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    B-B-B-Beth, is it true Howard wears a condom?
     
  13. joeybo

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    Here is the interview:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-m7OxhTqbc

    Somehow she sounded more real back then...