If Private Parts was written in 2010-2012

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Who would be Howard's antagonist?

    Lets face it.... its not be the FCC, a mean general manager, poverty, the Hollywood elite, WNBC.... or any NBC for that matter

    If you look at Howard's career, he has always had someone to fight.. someone oppressing him, someone blocking his way telling him he is not good enough.

    An OVER simplification of Howard's life would go something like this

    Howard as a kid (don't be stupid you moron, black ppl are beating me up) few stand by him
    Howard as a young adult ( I am ugly no one will find me attractive, I am not good enough to be successful, I have no talent) Allison stands by him
    Howard as an married adult ( I keep getting fired so I have to make if for my family) Fans and Alison stand by him
    Howard makes it as a DJ ( I can't fuck these hot porn stars because I am a good family man, the suits at the top want to censor me) Loyal fans cheer for him
    Howard as a millionaire ( the FCC wants to take away my freedom of speech) An army of fans stick by him , cheer him on
    Howard on Sirius ( I can't be expected to work everyday, no one has the right to tell me how they feel about me but me , I piss on my fans) Beth stands next to him,Fans ask WTF?
     
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    "Family" man leaves wife and kids because he found $$ success, marries some trophy wife, becomes Imus.
     
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    Dead on
     
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    It would probably gross about $12 mill and be pushed out of theatres in 3 weeks.
     
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    Didn't Howard recently claim he was banging so many hot chicks that he had to be taken aside and talked to? That he has been in tons of fights growing up? That he has ruined careers? The new movie would be bad ass. He just might break your jaw man.
     
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    you are too funny. that is a brilliant post!

    to answer who his antagonist would be in 2010-2012?

    simple:

    those of us on whom he pisses, his "fans".
     
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    bingo!
     
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    is gullible enough to be pussywhipped by a trophy wife
     
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    Followed by "If I post enough photoshopped twitter pics, maybe the world will believe my wife is a model"
     
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    One thing's for sure, he'd have Halle Berry playing Robin, because we know how hot she is according to the show. Howard implies she could have any guy she wants, and those song parodies back that up, even if they ARE parodies.
     
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    corrected
     
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    It would be like this:

    Trying to make it, going through hard times - is it worth it?
    Trials and tribulations, hilarity ensues
    Makes it, big celebration and pat on the back
    Goes to sirius
    Funny and edgy for a few years, gets married
    Movie tries VERY HARD to make starring at the wall seem interesting
    Paint is drying, paint is drying....paint is drying...
    End of movie
     
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    The movie would be two hours of Howard playing online chess, figuring out his iPad, and wondering aloud when Beth will be home from her red carpet appearance. For comedy relief, Howard will masturbate to something from his hidden porn stash and he'll have Gary try to find the jizz-soaked tissue the next day so that no one else finds it. Roll end credits.
     
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    Even if it was true, who would pull him aside? Ralph? Out of jealousy I guess.
     
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    it would be a very thin comic book.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    You need to include all of the vacation time and staff playing repeats for 2 weeks in the movie.
     
  17. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    half way through the movie they would show 20 mins of son of the beach and 1997s private parts because Howard would take a vacation while filming
     
  18. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I want to see him out clubbing with Ralph, picking up tons of hot women at 6:30 PM on a Tuesday.
     
  19. k4D3t

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    I was listening for about 5 minutes today on the flashback thing, where they were making jokes about the word cock in reference to a male rooster :rolleyes:

    for being the self-proclaimed poster boy for free speech, he had absolutely nothing worth saying once the FCC was no longer an issue
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I have a feeling the new movie would be strikingly similar to:
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    instead of the shop owner dissing Beth when she is trying to shop, it would be the doorman