If Robin Quivers Must Die, What Form Of Death Do You Wish Upon Her?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Judy Garland, Jul 17, 2013.

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How Should Cunty Croak?

Poll closed Apr 11, 2016.
  1. Throat Cancer. Justice!

    8.6%
  2. Ovarian Cancer. She Wasn't Using Them, Anyway.

    2.9%
  3. Suicide. She Just Heard Herself On The Air For The First Time.

    11.4%
  4. Murdered By Guatemalans. Then Raped.

    22.9%
  5. OTHER. See Below.

    54.3%
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  1. Judy Garland

    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    Okay, the most likely explanation for Quivers' absence from the show is still 'physical illness.' If Cunty Quivers absolutely must croak of a physical illness, which disease would you like to see take her from this planet and away from the fucking microphone? I'll go first.

    Tongue cancer. That's right. RogerEbertitis. The justice that would be served to Howard Stern's listening audience upon discovery that Robin's tongue must first be removed, then her voicebox and then most of her throat giblets would be the ultimate payoff for years of ear-torturing Robin commentary.

    What say you? What is the ultimate comeuppance for this utterly useless icepick-to-the-ear of a sidekick?
     
  2. bossofbam

    bossofbam Well-Known Member

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  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Either Colon Crayola Mattel Vegetitus (aka Bartolo Colon), or loneliness at an old age.
     
  4. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    You say you're so heart broken about Trayvon yet we're suppoed to think wishing different types of cancer on Robin is funny? I hope when she dies it's peaceful and not painful, unlike Trayvon (your hero).
     
  5. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    I hope Robin leads a long healthy life and dies of a burst belly while getting a high colonic.
     
  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Hate her and wish she was off the radio for good, but wish no one death or hurt. Just me.
     
  7. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    In all seriousness, cancer is something I don't wish on anyone except child killers. Seen it up close, still haunts me to this day.,
     
  8. MatthewT

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    Rapture. Jesus died for her too :coffee:
     
  9. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    :giggle:
     
  10. lilbuddy67

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    I hate the cunt and don't care about her health, but thinking of how I want her to die is just something I can't invest my thoughts into.:hat:
     
  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    child killers or cancer? :scratch:
     
  12. Box of Rox

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    This thread is not cool:slapping:
     
  13. Judy Garland

    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    I know. It's AWESOME!
     
  14. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    Oh, yeah... Looks weird huh? I meant cancer.
     
  15. killallposers

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    ok, like this. she becomes (or probably is) permanently homebound. through some type of manner, she goes broke. whether it has something to do with overbuying bullshit, charity financial funniness, tax problems, poor investments, whatever. no longer able to pay for caretakers and having no friends or family, she dies at home and no one notices, so her cats eats her. i think that's probably how she'd like to go. howard was no longer involved with her as sirius didn't resign him and he and beth do a podcast from their florida mansion. none of his ex-employees ever hear from him.
     
  16. Tans Lover

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    Hopefully...if she has to meet her end...she will travel to Florida and attack someone who is getting back in their truck...during that attack she will break the persons nose and smash the persons head on the ground...then that person will shoot to kill and it will all be justified by the law as it has been proven before.
     
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    Heartless.
     
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    Robin is a crazy person on the radio who can be annoying, that isn't enough for me to wish death upon her, I'm not Howard.
     
  20. 14chimneys

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    The last 10 years of everyones life sucks! Not many die in their sleep. Really all of them Jackie, Ronnie, Howard & Robin the clock is starting to tick. Kinda wild when for me Ive been listening to Howard since he was around 37-ish. I remember when he turned the "Big 40"