If Robin told the truth, what would she say?

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  1. Dlist

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    Beth is a "Malignant Cunt" . . .
     
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    I'm talentless and have made a living bilking listeners for 20 years.

    I repeatedly chastise the economic state of this country while having made millions doing little more than read the newspaper to a listening audience for two decades.

    Even if robin were to speak her mind, I'm afraid that she is so separated from reality and the truth that whatever she said would still come out laden with bullshit.
     
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    First couple of sentences are truth.

    Robin deserves nothing good in her life. She's a lying fool just like Howard.
     
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    I got cancer from eating Martina Navratilova's Chernobyle radtiated snatch. I regret nothing. Oh yeah, and howard wears a wig and sucks ralphs cock like marbles will shoot out of it.
     
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    I was all excited about retirement, and then this spotlight hungry douche signs up for another 5 years. Knowing Howard better than anyone I don't feel like dealing with the guilt trips, passive aggressive digs, and incessent whining over me deserting the show so being the good loyal soldier I'm now stuck getting up at 4:30 until I'm close to 65.

    It's obvious Howard no longer has his heart in the show, and Mr. AGT has become so hypersensitve these days that you can no longer poke fun at him and the in-studio work environment has become a drag because of it. That's why I'm going to use my health scare to do the show at home via isdn as long as I can. He doesn't wants to treat radio as his second, less important job, and no longer put full effort into the show then neither do I. It also means that I no longer have to go and see the losers in the back office where everyone thinks I'm a miserable cunt.

    Speaking of which I can't stand Howard's vapid trophy wife and everything about her and her friends. It's the height of hypocricy for Howard to go out and marry that dumb bimbo and while we are not allowed to do anything but praise his relationship nobody cares that the howard news pestered and harrassed me until my relationshyip with jim was kaput.

    I pick on JD because I'm miserable and doing so makes me feel better about my lonely life. I'm gonna laugh outloud when Howard is once again divorced and miserable.

    I laughed out loud over the agt failure. Holy shit that show was horrible and it was great watching Howard fail without me by his side
     
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    I think Robin is a smart bitch that knows where her paycheck comes from...she knows if she calls him out on his vapid wife,and his AGT "please love me America" attempt, she'll be shut out. I love her occasional jabs at the KOAM. She is playing it smart..much like Beffie.
     
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    Plus she loves and respect Howard and doesn't want to hurt him. Just like I couldn't imagine calling out and mocking one of my friends' about their wives.

    If Howard and Beth do eventually split, and it's nasty, then just sit back and watch Robin unload some radio gold
     
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    "Howard, Beth is a vapid, gold digging cunt."
     
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